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10/12/2007 9:02:39 PM
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Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.

It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Numb One [b][i][u]LMAO, I saved this thread awhile back, So I thought I would bump it back up because it needs to be read. Definitely THE most funniest thread Ive ever read on these forums...[/b][/i][/u][/quote] While I'm being somewhat of a hypocrite, you really shouldn't bump dead threads. [i]Especially[/i] threads that aren't original. The guy who posted this didn't write it. It's been going around the internet since Halo 3 came out, and it's getting old. The first time, yes, I laughed my face to the floor, but it's not necessary to bump. Seriously. :P

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