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4/10/2007 5:25:22 AM
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Guy's don't buy Halo3.
Guys, I spend my last 1000 hours of life investigating Bungie, Halo, and Microsoft. And what I found was....Shocking.
The links won't work, I could get banned *Looks over shoulders* But I know there master plan. Bungies master plan.
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Halo3 is the third game, The last Halo game of that story ark, There are
3 halo games
1 Graphic Novel
4 books
1 other game
1 Peter Jackson thing
=7
7 is the Bungie number. The Number of luck. And the Number or OUR DOOM!.
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First off, Cortana sais
"This is the way the world ends"
Then shows the Halo3 symbol.
Bungie has been very shy about Halo3, and I know why. It's fake, It's part of there plot, to TAKE OVER.
So, What will happen, On Halo3's release date? Simple This
First, Every person will leave the job to get Halo3, Even the bankers, Governers, etc. Leaving the banks, white house, and all those places empty. Bungie and Microsoft will sneak it. Change the laws of America (which I will get to later). At the end, Our name will be
"Seventh column states" (SCS). Rules by Frankie!.
Second, They will take control of all the armies. Making them wear Chiefs armor, Which would be real, which is why Microsoft charges so much, They needed money for it.
Third: We will becomes bungie slaves. We will work on statues of Frankie, and Bill Gates. We will be tea-bagged of we fall, and they will laugh.
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If any get Halo3 to the 360. It will release a nuclear bomb, Which is tiny, but enough to kill one family (house).
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So, My friends, We must act fast. If you want America, and the WORLD to stay free. Do this
1-Give me your SS number
2-All your money.
3-Your Halo3, and 360, Also your live acount.
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Thanks, Remember. DON'T TELL BUNGIE. I ALMOST forgot. Laws of the new country
1-Frankie and Gates are gods
2-You must play Halo1/2/3 all your life
3-Sony fanbois will have there thumbs cut off
4-All heretics will be shot
5-All women become....Well nothing really.
6-ALl men become...Nothing either, But slaves
7-Statues of frankie must be praised.
8-Little kids will be owned.
[b](This was a joke)[/b]
[Edited on 04.09.2007 9:27 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 You cannot prevent an intangible being, such as myself, from returning.[/quote]My friend. Have you ever met Disembodied Soul?
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Good lord. This thread has gone way off course. Not that it had much of one to begin with. You people ran it down a cliff, through a pond, over another mountain and into a poor old lady's bedroom. I think I need to end it here before somebody else gets hurt.
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Okay then..
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I can *Puts Red Phoenix back in cage*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FastMouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 Yea.. like [b][i]that[/i][/b] will ever happen.[/quote] It [b] Could [/b] happen, under my supervision.[/quote]You cannot prevent an intangible being, such as myself, from returning.
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I think the other guy was. Unless you ARE THE OTHER GUY! DUN DUN DUN
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....and so world domination comes to bungie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 Yea.. like [b][i]that[/i][/b] will ever happen.[/quote] It [b] Could [/b] happen, under my supervision. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]HalfJawArbiter Wait, Did you mean me? How?[/quote] If you're talking to me. I didn't mean you.
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Wait, Did you mean me? How?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FastMouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57.. *slits RedPhoenix's throat*[/quote]Oh, I [i]always[/i] come back. *laughs meniacally*[/quote]We wish you didn't. Or at least take a little longer.[/quote]Yea.. like [b][i]that[/i][/b] will ever happen.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57.. *slits RedPhoenix's throat*[/quote]Oh, I [i]always[/i] come back. *laughs meniacally*[/quote]We wish you didn't. Or at least take a little longer.
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Lol, If he remembered, then....o nvm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 I thought you weren;t coming back.[/quote]I thought you weren't coming back... *slits RedPhoenix's throat*[/quote]Oh, I [i]always[/i] come back. *laughs meniacally*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre *doesn't remember*[/quote] Remember what?[/quote] Exactly...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 I thought you weren;t coming back.[/quote] I thought you weren't coming back... *slits RedPhoenix's throat*
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Who? What? Anyway, If I am banned, Remember why I got banned. For I do not want tribune in polls and threads of glory. My wish is simple, Should any nerd ( am nerd too, you are, deal with it) come accross these forums, For the countless hours of there lives, Let my posts whisper to you from the ageless links. Go tell a Halo Fan, that here by Halo law I am banned....
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I thought you weren;t coming back.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre *doesn't remember*[/quote] Remember what?
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God, DOn't get me started. Breating is fake too man, Goverment made it up, So we can breath in there TOXIC AIR. Don't eat, or breath, Save it for me, I can defuse it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toothpick Telling people not to buy Halo 3, is like telling people not to breathe..[/quote]Halo 3 is the [B] reason [/B] i'm breathing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HalfJawArbiter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)[/quote] My god, A mod is here. Guys, If i don't come back, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE REMEMBER ME! *Runs* [/quote] *doesn't remember*
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Telling people not to buy Halo 3, is like telling people not to breathe..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)[/quote] My god, A mod is here. Guys, If i don't come back, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE REMEMBER ME! *Runs*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)[/quote] I'm a bungie loyalist, but I want to ride the Giant Sling Shot. What should I do?
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I wish I had a video camera, Omg, Spoof of Loose Change, and honor to Maddox! But yes guys, Give me your money,and halo3. I will debug it, Remember...I have no life, So I am right XD.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HalfJawArbiter [b](This was a joke)[/b][/quote]Not funny. You Startled me.
