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7/5/2008 9:33:40 PM
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Once upon a time, John awoke at 6:00 am. The sun was just rising. He went to get a bowl of cereal before work. He ate his breakfast with minutes to spare, and drove off to work. At work, John was vomiting uncontrollably. He vomited up his lungs, heart, stomach and all internal organs. Why did he die? (The milk that he put in his cereal was SPOILED! OMGZ! EWW! CLUMPS!)
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