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12/28/2012 7:09:29 PM
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Fish Control (THIS THREAD WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE)
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3JFmrlgWAk]Video.[/url]
[url=http://www.r2fishschool.com/index.php]Website.[/url]
Having problems with your fish being lazy? Or just doing whatever it wants and abusing its privileges? The answer is blatantly obvious: train your fish with help from the R2 Fish Training Kit.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada i want a fish now[/quote]Fish make good pets. They are probably the least intrusive pet.
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i want a fish now
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First the fishbowl THEN THE WORLD!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 I remember back when I had a fish, but I never cleaned its tank and it died in its own excrement. [/quote]This product may not be ideal for your fish then.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decieved Soul [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov Inspiring thread 10/10[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decieved Soul [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov Inspiring thread 10/10[/quote][/quote]Now go forth, and train as many fish as you can.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov Inspiring thread 10/10[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IVI1CR0S0F7 I expected mind control.[/quote]Well. it's a [i]kind[/i] of mind control.
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I expected mind control.
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I don't have a fish. :|
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 *ming blown*[/quote]-blam!- beat me to it!
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*face explodes*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] welder1stdegree I doubt it's everything in that kit you need. LSD is a must to really get in your fish's head. But great link![/quote]Duuuude, I [i]would not[/i] recommend giving your fish LSD! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhaleFair Fish no longer has a meaningless life[/quote]That's right! From the FAQ: [b]Should my fish learn cool tricks?[/b] Definitely, giving fish and other small pets a natural habitat and interesting things to do is called enrichment. Scientists say animals (including fish) live longer, healthier lives, and experience less stress, when given enrichment. In other words - They are happier!
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Fish no longer has a meaningless life
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 *ming blown*[/quote] Wth is a ming?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aj6627 Assuming said fish lasts a couple months. Personally I still see this as almost on the level of buying a pet rock. That's just me though.[/quote]10-15 months with improper care. The average lifespan of a goldfish is 5-10 years otherwise.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elegiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aj6627 So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?[/quote]From the FAQ: [b]How long does it take to teach a fish tricks?[/b] On average it takes 2, 15 minute sessions a day. The tricks build upon each other and take about a week per trick for your fish to learn and complete. With steady training your fish should be able to complete all the tricks in the kit in a couple months. .... So you should get a goodly amount of time to enjoy your fish tricks before it passes away. [/quote] Assuming said fish lasts a couple months. Personally I still see this as almost on the level of buying a pet rock. That's just me though.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aj6627 So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?[/quote]From the FAQ: [b]How long does it take to teach a fish tricks?[/b] On average it takes 2, 15 minute sessions a day. The tricks build upon each other and take about a week per trick for your fish to learn and complete. With steady training your fish should be able to complete all the tricks in the kit in a couple months. .... So you should get a goodly amount of time to enjoy your fish tricks before it passes away.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aj6627 So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?[/quote]Just buy another goldfish.
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I remember back when I had a fish, but I never cleaned its tank and it died in its own excrement.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elegiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iwritestories that post gave me cancer[/quote]you mean it cured your cancer[/quote] then it cured my cancer
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So, if I understand this correctly, you pay $30 and get a kit to train your goldfish, which one day after training dies and gets flushed down the toilet... so you're out $30 AND a goldfish?
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I doubt it's everything in that kit you need. LSD is a must to really get in your fish's head. But great link!
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-blam!- awesome...i know it took a long time for that fish to do those things but awesome yorkie
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iwritestories that post gave me cancer[/quote]you mean it cured your cancer
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that post gave me cancer
