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12/27/2012 4:49:03 AM
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Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)
Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
[i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i]
Step Two: Post often.
[i]This should be obvious.[/i]
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
[i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i]
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
[i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i]
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
[i]This is a must.[/i]
Step Six: Don't use memes.
[i]Seriously.[/i]
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
[i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i]
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
[i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i]
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
[i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i]
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill *Grabs popcorn* Op has got to be a troll, because this is the best since cheerios.[/quote] Ah, I expected the ignorant posters who would call me a troll. Report and move on.[/quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/OxMQs.png]Will do[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill *Grabs popcorn* Op has got to be a troll, because this is the best since cheerios.[/quote] Ah, I expected the ignorant posters who would call me a troll. Report and move on.[/quote] Know you have gone to far Garem. Bobby is a well known member. You clearly won't last here long.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 Then tell me; what is the correct definition of an elitist?[/quote] Someone who believes that they're superior to everyone else and who is extremely condescending.[/quote]... You really have to stop reading Catcher in the Rye [Edited on 12.26.2012 10:50 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill *Grabs popcorn* Op has got to be a troll, because this is the best since cheerios.[/quote] Ah, I expected the ignorant posters who would call me a troll. Report and move on.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill *Grabs popcorn* Op has got to be a troll, because this is the best since cheerios.[/quote] He doesn't even compare to the Cheerios thread.
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*Grabs popcorn* Op has got to be a troll, because this is the best since cheerios.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 Then tell me; what is the correct definition of an elitist?[/quote] Someone who believes that they're superior to everyone else and who is extremely condescending.[/quote] ...Stupid is strong in this one.[/quote] Ooooh, we're at the part where we name-call instead of actually address arguments? Sweet! You're a phony!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote][quote]A person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.[/quote] How the hell does being condescending automatically make you an elitist? Even though elitists are typically condescending, the reverse isn't always true[/quote] That's an incorrect definition.[/quote] Now your just being a complete troll.[/quote]I think he really is this stupid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 Then tell me; what is the correct definition of an elitist?[/quote] Someone who believes that they're superior to everyone else and who is extremely condescending.[/quote]But that's wrong you -blam!- retard What you're describing is a(n) egotistical/pompous/narcissistic person Expand your vocabulary
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 Then tell me; what is the correct definition of an elitist?[/quote] Someone who believes that they're superior to everyone else and who is extremely condescending.[/quote] ...Stupid is strong in this one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 Then tell me; what is the correct definition of an elitist?[/quote] Someone who believes that they're superior to everyone else and who is extremely condescending.
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The talk of fame here is thrown like snowballs, will you like it once it hits you in the face?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote][quote]A person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.[/quote] How the hell does being condescending automatically make you an elitist? Even though elitists are typically condescending, the reverse isn't always true[/quote] That's an incorrect definition.[/quote] Now your just being a complete troll.
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What is this High School Being know more on a internet site should be something you should avoid
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote][quote]A person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.[/quote] How the hell does being condescending automatically make you an elitist? Even though elitists are typically condescending, the reverse isn't always true[/quote] That's an incorrect definition.[/quote]Then tell me; what is the correct definition of an elitist?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote] You're going to be popular for all the wrong reasons.[/quote] Only if speaking your mind and being sincere is a wrong reason.[/quote]Idiots tend to do so because they're simple minded Idiots also tend to become famous for the wrong reasons I'm sure you know where I'm going with this
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote][quote]A person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.[/quote] How the hell does being condescending automatically make you an elitist? Even though elitists are typically condescending, the reverse isn't always true[/quote] That's an incorrect definition.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote][quote]A person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.[/quote] How the hell does being condescending automatically make you an elitist? Even though elitists are typically condescending, the reverse isn't always true
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote] You're going to be popular for all the wrong reasons.[/quote] Only if speaking your mind and being sincere is a wrong reason.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote] You're going to be popular for all the wrong reasons.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote] I'm not sure [b]you[/b] know what an [i]elitist[/i] is.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.[/quote] I'm not sure [b]you[/b] know what a pen15 is.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 I'm not sure you know what an elitist is[/quote] I'm not sure [i]you[/i] know what an elitist is.
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I'm not sure you know what an elitist is
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem No, correcting someone condescendingly over a slight grammatical error is.[/quote] The reason I point it out. If you want to be a popular member learn to check grammar mistakes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReconE14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gh0st is Bad Every time some retard goes and uses the word "phony," I feel the need to strangle a cat with my dick. [/quote] Most people don't like when people tell what they are.[/quote] Dat Grammar.[/quote] Dat elitism.[/quote]Proper grammar is the sign of an elitist now?[/quote]No, correcting someone condescendingly over a slight grammatical error is.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Clearly, you just need to have sex with everyone.[/quote] True words spoken from a well known member.
