This thread disgusts me.

*[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mM_mdow8_E]soundtrack[/url]*

wort/10.

Once upon the time there were three people. Allan, Stanly and Kenny. One day they decided to go to speedway up the street. The began there journey. As the left the house a black van pulled up and a man stepped out and asked "you kids want some candy?" Stanley, like he was, said "Yes!" Allan and Kenny then stopped him but then the men grabbed them and there butt cheeks and threw them in the van. "JESUS!" Yelled Allan. Stanley then began to shart everywhere. The men, being horribly disgusted shot Stanley several times in the ass. " MY ASS! MY NOT SO PERFECT ASS!" Stanley yelled in pain. The men then blind folded the boys and bound there hands while also plugging Stanley's but with a beer bottle. "Oh god it smells like -blam!- in here!" said Stanley. "No -blam!-" said the one black guy in the van. They then began to drive off. "Im getting hungry. We should go get some McDonalds." Said the white man. So they began to set course for McDonalds. As they pulled up they discussed what they would get. "Im gonna get a whopper" said the black guy. "You idiot they only make that at subway! You blacks cant even graduate elementry school!" Said the white man. "Fine then I want a kids meal! Jackass." Said the black man, with no haste. "Fine!" They pulled up to the ordering window. "Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?" said the stupid -blam!- working the microphone. "Uh yeah ill take one jack ass meal- I uh mean kids meal and a large fry." Said the white guy. "Pull up to the god damn window". Said the black stupid -blam!- now working the mic. As they pulled up the cashier gave them there food and the men drove away. "AW!" Shouted the black guy. "What?!?" asked the white guy. "They -blam!- all over my McNuggets! ALL OVER! And those -blam!-s didn't give me any sauce!" Yelled the black man. The black man then through the box at Stanley and the -blam!- went all over him. Stanley then began to weep. Kenny, by now, had gotten his hands untied and whispered to Allan. "I got a plan to save us just hold on." Kenny then went right up behind the driver and pulled down his pants to expose his own ass. He then -blam!- down the white mans back. "GAH! WHAT THE -blam!-!??" The white man jerked the wheel. The van spun off the road into a ditch. When the boys awake the men had shot them selves because this is complete bull-blam!-. They were in Kansas now and hade no idea where to go. "Strip club?" Allan suggested. Stanley was talking a -blam!- on a nearby homeless man. "Mmmmmm that's warm." Said the pleased and now warm homeless man. The boys then began walking down the road. Stanley had no pants seeing he sold them to the now covered in -blam!- homeless man. As they were walking they came across a farm who had a retarded owner. Like im talking full blown down syndrome. Anyways, he let the boys stay there and help out. About three days passed when he came around the corner and asked, 'Which one you do this?!" said the farmer "Did what you bumb tumbler" Said Allan, "Yeah you douche canoe!" said Stanley. The retarded farmer then held out his Chuaua who was covered in fecal matter. "That was me." Said Kenny. "DAFUQ!?" Said Stanley. Kenny responded with, "Stanley you -blam!- on two men the other day, -blam!- off." Get -blam!- off home!" said -blam!- nugget, who was now wearing his name tag. The boys then attacked the man and -blam!- on his roof. Then they took his chuwawa, or how ever you spell it, and -blam!- on it again. The boys had walked for miles when they came upon a strip club. The sign read "Donkey Shows" they boys entered. Upon entering they could see a guy from the naborhood, Tyler, performing a hand job to a donkey. They -blam!- on the floor and left. They stood outside and held there thumbs up, except Stanley who had his in his ass. A biker stopped and said "you boys need a lift?" Allan then spoke up, 'Depends are you gonna -blam!- us?" The biker lowered his sun glasses and said "I don't know." That was good enough for them. The drove for miles and miles when the biker asked. "Did one of yall piss on me cause my backs warm?" Stanley then said "oh no that's me I didn't piss on you I -blam!- my pants and the way Im sitting it shot out under my nuts." The biker then pulled out a gun and shot himself right in the dick. Stanley threw him off the bike and Started driving. They ended up in Texas after they ran outa gas. "-blam!-. We went the wrong way." Said allan. "Probably shoulda noticed the Oklahoma sign" Said Kenny. Stanley then out of know where -blam!- his pants. "-blam!-." Said Stanley. They then started walking to a bar. As they entered a heavy texan man asked, "wait a minute are you boys -blam!-?" "No." They replied. "Retarded?" "no" "jewish?" "no" they replied yet again. "Then cmon in!" he greeted them. The boys sat down in front of the half naked stripper. Who was eating fried chicken. "Gotsta take a -blam!-!" Stanley exclaimed as he got up and attempted to find something to -blam!- on or into. "Go -blam!- yourself."Ken said to Stanley. After only 13 seconds he gave up and his pants exploded on everyone within the blast radius. Except Allan and Kenny, who knowing that that would happen, hid under a table. The -blam!- began to crystallize on his ass. "NEEERRRR!!!" Stanly yelled. Get it off!" He cried "JESUS" Allan exclaimed seeing something he will surely have nightmares about. Kenny realizing he will have to act fast, pulled out a triple barreled blow torch. "IM GOIN IN!" He screamed tackling Stanley and burning the -blam!- off his ass. He then got up and walked away "I fold." he said as he did so. "Oh thank god." Stanley said as he got up. Then he cried "NOOO! I just got those pants!" He then said, "Allan you got any pants I could borrow?" " Uh yeah" Allan said grabbing the striper's pants that were on the floor. "Here" he said throwing them at Stanly. Stanly then said They smell funny." In a saddened voice. "Yeah how bout that" Allan replied. Kenny returning from his short re-think. So Stanly retorted. "Look Stanly just put the pants on no one needs to see that!" Allan said quickly. "I don wanna!" Stanly said back. Allan then said "I am go rethink my life now!" walking away. "The bathroom works fine!" Kenny yelled. "There is a bathroom!?" Stanly cried "I wish someone would of told me that before my pants blew in half." "GOD damn it Stanley!" Ken replied, "You only waited like ten seconds before you -blam!- yourself! We all know you wouldn't of made it anyway." Allan returning from the bathroom still fighting off brain damage sat down and proceeded to stare at the nearby wall. The man who greeted them on the way in approached them with -blam!- covering most of his body. All he said was "Yaaa ima gona have ask you guys to leave" They got up and left without question. As they walked out side they realized it was midnight. "No its dark" Stanley said while hiding behind nothing. "Black man is gonna -blam!- us." Stanley said worried. "Come on Stanley get up, there is no black men here." Allan said pulling Stanley up. "How would you know" Stanley said. ", there black you wouldn't be able to see them." Ken looking up said "Which way do we go now, north down left or right?"

This thread is disgusting, amazing, erotic,and boner inducing all at the same time. Glorious.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto *roars furiously* I said HARDER![/quote] RARGH! *leans over and bites the back of his neck, holding him in place as I thrust ferociously* *continues dripping, shaft chaffing against the inside of his rectum, causing internal tearing*[/quote] *reaches round and grab his thighs for stability while groaning intensely*

^^^^^ I just finished -blam!-ing to guys stripping and come to this....

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto *roars furiously* I said HARDER![/quote] RARGH! *leans over and bites the back of his neck, holding him in place as I thrust ferociously* *continues dripping, shaft chaffing against the inside of his rectum, causing internal tearing*

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AgentCOP1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l-l-l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l--l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l-l-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-ligh-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-light-l-light-l-light-lightlamp2 I d--d--d-d--d-didnt k-k-k-know the f--f-f-f-f-f-flood had so m--m--m--m--m-many s-s--s-s--s--s-sick ------------b-------------b-------b----b--b--blam!-s on it[/quote][/quote] Welcome to the world of anonymity. [/quote] ... I've been here for rather a long tiem.[/quote] Well... yeah lol. -blam!- bags.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto *groans in appreciation as the head of the erection peaks out of the sheath*[/quote] I didn't get so far with the other one bu- *grunts as I thrust harder*- t perhaps you'll be different. *sinks nails into his thighs, pounding him at a quickened pace* Arrrghh.....[/quote] *erection now fully unsheathed* Harder![/quote] Harder?! [i]Harder[/i]... *growls and thrusts into him, now forcing full length in and out vigorously* *starts to drip a little* By the three Sons of Sanghelios, I will be cumming once more![/quote] *roars furiously* I said HARDER!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto *groans in appreciation as the head of the erection peaks out of the sheath*[/quote] I didn't get so far with the other one bu- *grunts as I thrust harder*- t perhaps you'll be different. *sinks nails into his thighs, pounding him at a quickened pace* Arrrghh.....[/quote] *erection now fully unsheathed* Harder![/quote] Harder?! [i]Harder[/i]... *growls and thrusts into him, now forcing full length in and out vigorously* *starts to drip a little* By the three Suns of Sanghelios, I will be cumming once more! [Edited on 12.12.2012 1:56 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AgentCOP1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l-l-l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l--l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l-l-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-ligh-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-light-l-light-l-light-lightlamp2 I d--d--d-d--d-didnt k-k-k-know the f--f-f-f-f-f-flood had so m--m--m--m--m-many s-s--s-s--s--s-sick ------------b-------------b-------b----b--b--blam!-s on it[/quote][/quote] Welcome to the world of anonymity. [/quote] ... I've been here for rather a long tiem.

I looked at the pic and my walls have now been coated in a fresh load of white paint. and then I read the rest of the thread... [Edited on 12.12.2012 1:57 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l-l-l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l--l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l-l-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-ligh-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-light-l-light-l-light-lightlamp2 I d--d--d-d--d-didnt k-k-k-know the f--f-f-f-f-f-flood had so m--m--m--m--m-many s-s--s-s--s--s-sick ------------b-------------b-------b----b--b--blam!-s on it[/quote][/quote] Welcome to the world of anonymity.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto *groans in appreciation as the head of the erection peaks out of the sheath*[/quote] I didn't get so far with the other one bu- *grunts as I thrust harder*- t perhaps you'll be different. *sinks nails into his thighs, pounding him at a quickened pace* Arrrghh.....[/quote] *erection now fully unsheathed* Harder!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lightlamp2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l-l-l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l--l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l-l-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-ligh-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-light-l-light-l-light-lightlamp2 I d--d--d-d--d-didnt k-k-k-know the f--f-f-f-f-f-flood had so m--m--m--m--m-many s-s--s-s--s--s-sick ------------b-------------b-------b----b--b--blam!-s on it[/quote][/quote]wat[/quote] :3

You magnificent bastards.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto *groans in appreciation as the head of the erection peaks out of the sheath*[/quote] I didn't get so far with the other one bu- *grunts as I thrust harder*- t perhaps you'll be different. *sinks nails into his thighs, pounding him at a quickened pace* Arrrghh.....

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto I suppose we could find out?[/quote] Mmm, perhaps. *winces and forces roughly-surfaced shaft out of zeog, giving him some internal rectal tearing* *shudders a bit and turns* Come here brother. I wish to assert dominance over your body.[/quote] *bends over* I'm all yours[/quote] *growls promiscuously* Oooh, another willing one? *waddles over, erect length still protruding and pulsating intensely* *inserts head of shaft, followed by half of its length, into Voro's rectum, using his thighs as leverage* *grunts and thrusts at a moderate pace, gradually picking up speed*[/quote] *groans in appreciation as the head of the erection peaks out of the sheath*

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l-l-l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l--l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l-l-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-ligh-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-light-l-light-l-light-lightlamp2 I d--d--d-d--d-didnt k-k-k-know the f--f-f-f-f-f-flood had so m--m--m--m--m-many s-s--s-s--s--s-sick ------------b-------------b-------b----b--b--blam!-s on it[/quote][/quote]wat

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l-l-l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l--l-l---l---l--l---l---l--l-l-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-ligh-l---l--l-ligh-l--l-light-l-light-l-light-lightlamp2 I d--d--d-d--d-didnt k-k-k-know the f--f-f-f-f-f-flood had so m--m--m--m--m-many s-s--s-s--s--s-sick ------------b-------------b-------b----b--b--blam!-s on it[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto I suppose we could find out?[/quote] Mmm, perhaps. *winces and forces roughly-surfaced shaft out of zeog, giving him some internal rectal tearing* *shudders a bit and turns* Come here brother. I wish to assert dominance over your body.[/quote] *bends over* I'm all yours[/quote] *growls promiscuously* Oooh, another willing one? *waddles over, erect length still protruding and pulsating intensely* *inserts head of shaft, followed by half of its length, into Voro's rectum, using his thighs as leverage* *grunts and thrusts at a moderate pace, gradually picking up speed*

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Hey guyz, I've reported this thread directly to the ninjas. It's going way too hot in here.[/quote] aw hell naw

I didnt know the flood had so many sick -blam!-s on it

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Princess Cadence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mazaarheadz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zeog I wasn't resisting to begin with You lazer'd me >.> [/quote] Is it too late to ask for some giant penor?[/quote]ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, TAKE A SEAT. I GOT THIS. *rips pants off*[/quote] *Bends over, squealing in anticipation*[/quote]*approaches, grabs your ass, grinds throbbing member in between your pert cheeks*

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ripa of Moram [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Grioto I suppose we could find out?[/quote] Mmm, perhaps. *winces and forces roughly-surfaced shaft out of zeog, giving him some internal rectal tearing* *shudders a bit and turns* Come here brother. I wish to assert dominance over your body.[/quote] *bends over* I'm all yours