Since I couldn't bump the [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56625467]thread[/url] that I had saved, I decided to make a copy of it so that's why this is unoriginal.
Anyways, create a news headline that you think could be used by Fox News!
[i]Is your cat a terrorist? Find out at 11.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFLwaffle P13 Obama: I like Coke. Fox: PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES DECLARES WAR ON PEPSI.[/quote] Lol
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IS CALL OF DUTY TURNING YOUR CHILD INTO A SEX-CRAZED TERRORIST? FIND OUT AT 11 WHEN WE INTERVIEW SOMEONE WHO HAS A DIFFERING OPINION AND YELL WHEN THEY SAY ANYTHING!
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Obama: I like Coke. Fox: PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES DECLARES WAR ON PEPSI.
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A new study has just reached a startling conclusion! If you let your child play violent video games he is 200 times more likely to become a terrorist! More at 11
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Obama declares war on heteroseckuals!
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[i]Does Fox News make up stories about random -blam!- ?[/i] Find out more at 11 [Edited on 05.14.2012 10:18 PM PDT]
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Jews plotting a second 9/11 attack on the American company Tesco.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjadude132 Is your -blam!- conspiring against you? Found out at 10.[/quote] How to spot a liberal, they can't use the right words in the right context.
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[i]New Scientific study proves that videogames lead to war, genocide, and canabilisim[/i]
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[i]A plane has just hit the World Trade Center! Find out more at 5.[/i] [Edited on 05.14.2012 10:13 PM PDT]
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[i] Is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas making kids join street gangs? Find out more at 5. [/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [i]Are school lunches poisoning your children? Find out in 5 hours.[/i][/quote] I don't know man, those lunches don't look very good.[/quote] Its teh evil FDA man..... brainwashing our kids...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [i]Are school lunches poisoning your children? Find out in 5 hours.[/i][/quote] I don't know man, those lunches don't look very good.
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[i]Are school lunches poisoning your children? Find out in 5 hours.[/i] [Edited on 05.14.2012 10:05 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Are You Sincere [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Are You Sincere [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalEnvy Mitt Romney![/quote] This fool still believes there's a difference between this guy and Barrack. [url=http://tinypic.com/r/2a7zvjp/6]There isn't[/url].[/quote]He just went full on retarded.[/quote] Indeed he did. There's no two party system anymore, just one Big Government Party. [/quote]So very true. They really just want us to choose one of the guys. One of the guys always makes himself look bad on purpose. Trufax.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Are You Sincere [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalEnvy Mitt Romney![/quote] This fool still believes there's a difference between this guy and Barrack. [url=http://tinypic.com/r/2a7zvjp/6]There isn't[/url].[/quote]He just went full on retarded.[/quote] Indeed he did. There's no two party system anymore, just one Big Government Party. [Edited on 05.14.2012 9:59 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Osiris918 [i]Halo 4 teaches kids to kill illegal aliens! Find out more at 5.[/i][/quote] lol that's probably what they want.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14][i]Triangles now have four sides, according to the average American! More at 7[/i][/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Are You Sincere [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalEnvy Mitt Romney![/quote] This fool still believes there's a difference between this guy and Barrack. [url=http://tinypic.com/r/2a7zvjp/6]There isn't[/url].[/quote]He just went full on retarded.
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Plane crash over New York Al Qaeda blamed.
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[i]Police catch terrorist spotted by blind man[/i] Nah, too serious. [i]Is your dog violating your wife?[/i] Nah, too goofy. Meh, I don't have that good of one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nativeguy216 Is Fox News retarded? Find out at 10.[/quote] All media is.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalEnvy Mitt Romney![/quote] This fool still believes there's a difference between this guy and Barrack. [url=http://tinypic.com/r/2a7zvjp/6]There isn't[/url].
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Is Fox News retarded? Find out at 10.
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"Jimmy Rustle, known for his gorilla fetish, baricades himself inside home filled with explosives and a gasmask then posts on racist blog '4chan'" ^not an actual headline, but it was the story they ran. I'd post a link, but I think that 4chan archive wouldn't be considered safe and would get me banned. [Edited on 05.14.2012 9:34 PM PDT]
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[i]Everything that is wrong with the U.S. is because of Barack Obama. Oh and he's a fascist, communist, socialist, -blam!- who wants people to be able to afford healthcare and burns copies of the U.S. Constitution on his spare time.[/i]