After all, I have not received wish lists as of yet, and the elves are under-worked.
This thread will be used until the special day.
[Edited on 11.25.2011 6:55 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 I need more bacon.[/quote] I gave you 700 Tons of that last Christmas[/quote] I have already gone through 630 tons of it including the 2 tons I donated to African children. Thanksgiving nearly wiped me out as well.[/quote] *Sigh* Your going to have a heart attack son. Fine, 1000 Tons should hold. Your a growing boy after all.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus Oh? You wanted an oil refinery for christmas 2 years ago.[/quote]I see your memory is slipping. That was six years ago. In that time, the refinery has become the most efficient in the tri-county area. The workers have a consciousnesses, and such a working-class dictatorship has given rise to a new breed of production means. Public ownership and self-management are the indestructible pillars of the future.
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Can I have a Space Shuttle and a Dolphin please Mister Santa?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 I need more bacon.[/quote] I gave you 700 Tons of that last Christmas[/quote] I have already gone through 630 tons of it including the 2 tons I donated to African children. Thanksgiving nearly wiped me out as well.
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I'm sorry, I should not have brought that up
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam alkad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam alkad Santa isn't real, he died as Saint Nick centuries ago. Sending a wish list that gets thrown in the bin is stupid. I want some money, with a side serving of money.[/quote] All my hopes and dreams....crushed....[/quote] He got coal since he was 3...NBD[/quote] Then how do you explain the Nintendo DS and Pokemon Mysery Dungeon 'you' sent me?[/quote] I felt sorry for you. And your mother *clears throat* did me a few favors
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 I need more bacon.[/quote] I gave you 700 Tons of that last Christmas
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam alkad Santa isn't real, he died as Saint Nick centuries ago. Sending a wish list that gets thrown in the bin is stupid. I want some money, with a side serving of money.[/quote] All my hopes and dreams....crushed....[/quote] He got coal since he was 3...NBD[/quote] Then how do you explain the Nintendo DS and Pokemon Mysery Dungeon 'you' sent me? [Edited on 11.25.2011 7:07 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Prostitutes[/quote] ... Classy coup y'got there. 'tis incredibly relevant to your post.[/quote]
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$3,000,000.
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I need more bacon.
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Give me liberty or give me death!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Prostitutes[/quote] Your coup makes me feel rather jolly...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Prostitutes[/quote] ... Classy coup y'got there. 'tis incredibly relevant to your post.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam alkad Santa isn't real, he died as Saint Nick centuries ago. Sending a wish list that gets thrown in the bin is stupid. I want some money, with a side serving of money.[/quote] All my hopes and dreams....crushed....[/quote] He got coal since he was 3...NBD
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Prostitutes [Edited on 11.25.2011 7:04 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam alkad Santa isn't real, he died as Saint Nick centuries ago. Sending a wish list that gets thrown in the bin is stupid. I want some money, with a side serving of money.[/quote] All my hopes and dreams....crushed....
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Santa isn't real, he died as Saint Nick centuries ago. Sending a wish list that gets thrown in the bin is stupid. I want some money, with a side serving of money.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B I want your oppressed work force to have the right to unionize, you villainous scum.[/quote]Alas, They are sworn the day they are born, to work the forges, and die if need be. [/quote]Some day the Arctic proletarian will rise and upend your miserly table of capitalism. You'll pay, Nick. Mark my words.[/quote] Oh? You wanted an oil refinery for christmas 2 years ago.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B I want your oppressed work force to have the right to unionize, you villainous scum.[/quote]Alas, They are sworn the day they are born, to work the forges, and die if need be. [/quote]Some day the Arctic proletarian will rise and upend your miserly table of capitalism. You'll pay, Nick. Mark my words.
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[url=http://oi42.tinypic.com/3589n5u.jpg]WHY SANTA?![/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner I ONLY WANT LOVE SANTA CLAUS. PLEASE[/quote] *Pulls down your pants* [/quote] Santa what are you- A SHINY NOSE HOLY -blam!-[/quote] That's how it's done in the North Pole *unbuttons jacket*
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A blue pill, a red pill, and a crapload of sunglasses. It's time to convince some random guy that the world isn't real.
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I've always wanted to try reindeer meat.
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Money.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner I ONLY WANT LOVE SANTA CLAUS. PLEASE[/quote] *Pulls down your pants* [/quote] Santa what are you- A SHINY NOSE HOLY -blam!-