After all, I have not received wish lists as of yet, and the elves are under-worked.
This thread will be used until the special day.
[Edited on 11.25.2011 6:55 PM PST]
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50 pounds of raw uranium, a blow torch, some rubber gloves, a gas mask, a 3 foot long machete, an RPG, some gallium, and a unicorn! [Edited on 11.25.2011 7:36 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus Regime? This is a DEMOCRACY, They Voted for me! I had an opponent and everything![/quote]Pure propaganda. I have seen the [i]real[/i] reports from the elven slums that your working lifeblood is forced to live in. Gulags filled with political dissenters... blood-stained snow outside the homes of protestors... defenders of equality taken by your secret police force of reindeer and never heard from again... Surely there are more shameful gifts under your tree, Claus. When your corruption and the subjugation of your people are exposed, I want to be there. I want to see you shamed before the millions of children worldwide that all but worship you every December. It will be a glorious day indeed when defeat drops down the chimney of your slave-houses and pays you a well-deserved visit.
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An 8 string guitar.
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Clothes for now. In March I'll be getting the new iPad 3 for my birthday though. Seems like a fair trade.
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My mistake, can I still have my dog and red paint? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus He's The Head of the DoD. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 Frosty was a formidable opponent. OT: I want a dog Santa, a white one. And some red paint. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 Against who? A singing snowman? [/quote][/quote] He's The Head of the DoD
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Frosty was a formidable opponent. OT: I want a dog Santa, a white one. And some red paint. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 Against who? A singing snowman? [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus They have been naughty, for like, the past 60+ years, but they haven't tried anything stupid yet. We don't WANT to discourage good behavior. So we'll get them something small:D[/quote]There you go, using a plural case. There is no "we." There is only your tyrannical Clausian regime. Your cheerful and jolly front cannot fool those with the best intentions for humanity at heart. Give in before you are buried under the fresh snowfall of the new era.[/quote] Regime? This is a DEMOCRACY, They Voted for me! I had an opponent and everything![/quote] Against who? A singing snowman?[/quote] The Grinch
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus They have been naughty, for like, the past 60+ years, but they haven't tried anything stupid yet. We don't WANT to discourage good behavior. So we'll get them something small:D[/quote]There you go, using a plural case. There is no "we." There is only your tyrannical Clausian regime. Your cheerful and jolly front cannot fool those with the best intentions for humanity at heart. Give in before you are buried under the fresh snowfall of the new era.[/quote] Regime? This is a DEMOCRACY, They Voted for me! I had an opponent and everything![/quote] Against who? A singing snowman?
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G&P Bravo Replica Holo Aimpoint RDS And a D.R.I. Thrasher hat.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus They have been naughty, for like, the past 60+ years, but they haven't tried anything stupid yet. We don't WANT to discourage good behavior. So we'll get them something small:D[/quote]There you go, using a plural case. There is no "we." There is only your tyrannical Clausian regime. Your cheerful and jolly front cannot fool those with the best intentions for humanity at heart. Give in before you are buried under the fresh snowfall of the new era.[/quote] Regime? This is a DEMOCRACY, They Voted for me! I had an opponent and everything!
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pingas
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i want your prejudice worksite to accommodate a nanobot of my size jerry
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Skyrim New jeans New lenses for my ski goggles.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus They have been naughty, for like, the past 60+ years, but they haven't tried anything stupid yet. We don't WANT to discourage good behavior. So we'll get them something small:D[/quote]There you go, using a plural case. There is no "we." There is only your tyrannical Clausian regime. Your cheerful and jolly front cannot fool those with the best intentions for humanity at heart. Give in before you are buried under the fresh snowfall of the new era.
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A trip to Gran Canaria to see the World Championships Finals of Bodyboarding. It's in a couple of weeks, and I couldint bare miss an event like that. Apart from the trip, which is less than 40 euros. I'd like an iPod Touch since my iPod broke, and I need my music and some Churchill Bodyboarding fins. I'd be happy as hell with that.
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I know what I want! Santa.... [i]DEAD[/i] MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus But North Korea wants to destablize the world for Christmas[/quote]If North Korea falls in the "nice" list, then it's a marvel your operation has lasted even this long.[/quote] They have been naughty, for like, the past 60+ years, but they haven't tried anything stupid yet. We don't WANT to discourage good behavior. So we'll get them something small:D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 Just want you to know, this thread has completely ruined Christmas for me. [/quote] Good to know.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus But North Korea wants to destablize the world for Christmas[/quote]If North Korea falls in the "nice" list, then it's a marvel your operation has lasted even this long.
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Just want you to know, this thread has completely ruined Christmas for me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus Oh? You wanted an oil refinery for christmas 2 years ago.[/quote]I see your memory is slipping. That was six years ago. In that time, the refinery has become the most efficient in the tri-county area. The workers have a consciousnesses, and such a working-class dictatorship has given rise to a new breed of production means. Public ownership and self-management are the indestructible pillars of the future. [/quote] But North Korea wants to destablize the world for Christmas
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free pronz
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 I need more bacon.[/quote] I gave you 700 Tons of that last Christmas[/quote] I have already gone through 630 tons of it including the 2 tons I donated to African children. Thanksgiving nearly wiped me out as well.[/quote] *Sigh* Your going to have a heart attack son. Fine, 1000 Tons should hold. Your a growing boy after all. [/quote] Thanks Santa!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Santa Claus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 I need more bacon.[/quote] I gave you 700 Tons of that last Christmas[/quote] I have already gone through 630 tons of it including the 2 tons I donated to African children. Thanksgiving nearly wiped me out as well.[/quote] *Sigh* Your going to have a heart attack son. Fine, 1000 Tons should hold. Your a growing boy after all.