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9/28/2011 3:27:43 AM
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Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?
Apparently so. [url]http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/27/world/meast/iran-navy/[/url]
Well, being that I live in America, this story intrigued me. No doubt I felt a little unsettled at first, but after doing some background research, I started laughing.
Iranian Navy:
3 WW2-era destroyers
5 Frigates
3 Corvettes
3 Diesel Powered Submarines
None of which even have the range to sail the 8000 nautical miles between New York and Iran, and also have no nuclear capabilities.
Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season.
On behalf of the United States I would like to thank the Islamic Republic of Iran for their generous donation to our artificial reef program.
Your thoughts?
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Funniest Comments I've Seen:
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[b]Posted By:[/b]Voro Nar Talamee:
[quote]"The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries... "
Cause it can't pose a threat to anyone else.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy:
[quote]"Deploy everything off the west coast of America!"
"...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Commander Santa
[quote][quote]Posted by: ThePredkiller2
Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...[/quote]
...millions of ants farting at the same time.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] AquaBlader
[quote]Soon to be breaking news:
US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] evilcam ([i]Forum Ninja[/i])
[quote]I thought this was The Onion for a second.
Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote][/quote]
[Edited on 09.27.2011 8:36 PM PDT]
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Even if they did make it over here, it's not like they'd do anything.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader Soon to be breaking news: US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.[/quote] Heh. Nice one.
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*grabs popcorn and drives to new york* Don't want to miss the fireworks!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr I bet they all end up sinking in the Atlantic and blame it on the United States.[/quote]Sir some Americans snuck aboard and poked holes in our crappy ass boat! [Edited on 09.27.2011 7:39 PM PDT]
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Everyone. Go to New York. Set up loudspeakers. Play this [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8F3UE9qFsg&ob=av3e]Song[/url]. Laugh at Iranians.
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Hmm...I wonder just how close they're getting. If its anywhere near New York then someone should warn the Iranian navy that the NYPD's patrol boats could successfully sink them all.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader Everyone. Go to New York. Set up loudspeakers. Play this [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8F3UE9qFsg&ob=av3e]Song[/url]. Laugh at Iranians.[/quote] Iranian Sailors: I'm on a Dinghy! I'm on a Dinghy! *Wave Comes* Not Anymore... [Edited on 09.27.2011 7:48 PM PDT]
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So is Iran a second North Korea now?
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I'm just laughing at all the funny comments people have thought about this...
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if they ever did make it here, they'd be nuked off the map... no i don't mean nuclear bombs, i mean that's how badly we could pwn them.
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I loved this comment from CNN: [quote]That's assuming they can get past the Somali Pirates[/quote]
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LOL, they think that's powerful? Shit that's nothing. Our Destroyers and Nuclear powered submarines will make short work that if they decide to be hostile.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Apparently so. [url] On behalf of the United States I would like to thank the Islamic Republic of Iran for their generous donation to our artificial reef program. Your thoughts?[/quote]
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Did Iran's mother drop it on it's head or something when it was born?
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They be trollin'.
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Someone Drop a penny in the water!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neanderthal 487 They be trollin'.[/quote] "[i]They see me trollin', they hatin'...[/i]" [Edited on 09.27.2011 7:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neanderthal 487 They be trollin'.[/quote] Exactly. They just want to troll for some fish. You know, solving world hunger by stealing American food-sources.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neanderthal 487 They be trollin'.[/quote] Exactly. They just want to troll for some fish. You know, solving world hunger by stealing American food-sources.[/quote] Or maybe it's the fish who will be fed?
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Play dubstep on the east coast to sink them.
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I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran" Most ridiculous title ever.
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Are these guys trying to start a war? Are they retarde? Both? People cant just float their -blam!- Navy into New York Harbor when they feel like it. We need to set some ground rules, or we'll send a bunch of kids down to the pier and sink thes morons with some bottle rockets. This makes absolutely no sense.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROFL. I guess "Don't Ask Don't Tell" isn't instituted there either...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drummer0702 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROFL. I guess "Don't Ask Don't Tell" isn't instituted there either...[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] LMAO! Nice catch!
