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9/28/2011 3:27:43 AM
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Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?
Apparently so. [url]http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/27/world/meast/iran-navy/[/url]
Well, being that I live in America, this story intrigued me. No doubt I felt a little unsettled at first, but after doing some background research, I started laughing.
Iranian Navy:
3 WW2-era destroyers
5 Frigates
3 Corvettes
3 Diesel Powered Submarines
None of which even have the range to sail the 8000 nautical miles between New York and Iran, and also have no nuclear capabilities.
Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season.
On behalf of the United States I would like to thank the Islamic Republic of Iran for their generous donation to our artificial reef program.
Your thoughts?
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Funniest Comments I've Seen:
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[b]Posted By:[/b]Voro Nar Talamee:
[quote]"The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries... "
Cause it can't pose a threat to anyone else.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy:
[quote]"Deploy everything off the west coast of America!"
"...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] Commander Santa
[quote][quote]Posted by: ThePredkiller2
Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...[/quote]
...millions of ants farting at the same time.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] AquaBlader
[quote]Soon to be breaking news:
US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.[/quote]
[b]Posted By:[/b] evilcam ([i]Forum Ninja[/i])
[quote]I thought this was The Onion for a second.
Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote][/quote]
[Edited on 09.27.2011 8:36 PM PDT]
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*saves thread* Must keep thread, to damn funny to be forgotten.
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"State-run Press TV said Sayari had announced similar plans in July. In February, two Iranian Navy ships traversed the Suez Canal in the first such voyages by Iranian ships since 1979" So, you did the 100m sprint, and now you wanna go for the 5k Gold? These people can not be serious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Santa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThePredkiller2 Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...[/quote] ...millions of ants farting at the same time.[/quote] That comment has so much win, I can't even describe it in words. It's like the perfect anti-troll. [Edited on 09.27.2011 8:13 PM PDT]
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This thread is pure gold.
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LOL - wow in the picture ( on CCN.com ) one of the sailors is grabbing the other sailers butt, WTF !!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThePredkiller2 Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...[/quote] ...millions of ants farting at the same time.
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Don't believe the lies corporate media feeds you. Its obviously a distraction from a much bigger threat...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KranBe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Nar Talamee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy "Deploy everything off the west coast of America!" "...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]You heard the man, start rowing![/quote] The only problem is You think your joking.[/quote]This guys making fun of us, Fire the arrows.
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Lol@thecommentsITT
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[quote]The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.[/quote] Yeah, sounds about right :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Voro Nar Talamee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy "Deploy everything off the west coast of America!" "...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]You heard the man, start rowing![/quote] The only problem is You think your joking.
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That's hilarious! My brother just finished saying something similar right before I said that. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr I loved this comment from CNN: [quote]That's assuming they can get past the Somali Pirates[/quote][/quote]
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[url=http://troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/advance-upon-me-brethren.jpg]Admiral in American Navy right now.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy "Deploy everything off the west coast of America!" "...yes sir, deploying both ships."[/quote]You heard the man, start rowing!
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I applaud anyone willing to stand up to us.
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LOL - wow in the picture ( on CCN.com ) one of the sailors is grabbing the other sailers butt, WTF !!!
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"Deploy everything off the west coast of America!" "...yes sir, deploying both ships."
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I laughed. This is Irans attempt at satire, right? RIGHT?
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We should invite them into port! You know, international hospitality and such. Then accuse them of spying and lock 'em up for two years. *Troll Face* You Mad, Iran? [Edited on 09.27.2011 7:58 PM PDT]
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Those boats are going to start sinking in the next hurricane and they'll ask for help from America.. 'Please, infidels.. please save us'.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Santa Are these guys trying to start a war? Are they retarde? Both? People cant just float their -blam!- Navy into New York Harbor when they feel like it. We need to set some ground rules, or we'll send a bunch of kids down to the pier and sink thes morons with some bottle rockets. This makes absolutely no sense.[/quote] I'm comforted by the fact that there are probably going to be half a dozen U.S. fast-attack subs surrounding their entire fleet, ready to destroy every single ship they have within a couple minutes.
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If a rock drops in the atlantic,does anyone feel it ?? (iranian ship disaster)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] LMAO! Nice catch!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drummer0702 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROFL. I guess "Don't Ask Don't Tell" isn't instituted there either...[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I thought this was The Onion for a second. Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROFL. I guess "Don't Ask Don't Tell" isn't instituted there either...
