What do you keep in your pants,? Hilarity ensues.
A new generation has found this thread. I made it 9 years ago. I was 13.
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Surprise mother-blam!-er I don't wear pants!
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Phone wallet keychain charger headphones
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[b] [/b]
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Deez nutz
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a fire sausage
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Disgusting. LoL !
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Keys, a lighter, my phone, my wallet, sometimes my iPod and maybe a knife.
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A penis
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My puppy Wanna see?
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THIS [i] [/i] [i] [/i] [i] [/i] [i] [/i] DICK
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The girl's home-made tampons... She some how doesn't have room in that bag she calls a purse and I have all the spare room in my pockets.
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My dragonballZ And my loaded gun
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My ass
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Phone, keys, wallet.
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Buuuuummmmp
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iPod Touch, 7-year old flip phone, wallet, keys, pocketknife, occasionally bigger pocketknife, pen, comb, and then of course my dangly man-parts.
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That's where I store the cupcakes!
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...........i keep ants in my pants.......... [spoiler];) ;) ;) ;) ;)[/spoiler]
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My useless.... Necrochasm
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A cell phone, a swiss army knife, about 5$ of quarters, and some albuterol sulfate.
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Oh, I keep my burning desire in them. [spoiler]Is that a thing? That's a thing, right?[/spoiler]
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I keep my ballz in my pants
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THERE'S A FREAKING BEE IN MY PANTS
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Phone earphones keys wallet and my gjallerhorn