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8/4/2009 5:31:08 AM
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Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear. Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out. I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Bland2012 My friend is a chronic -blam!-or, though he may only claim so for attention. One time he broke his pen0r, and apparantly he just had to not fap for a long time so it could heal. Not sure exactly what happened, but hopefully you'll be fine.[/quote] How can Mr. Snake break if he's made of pure meat?

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