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7/7/2011 7:00:23 PM
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Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return
Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!
His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).
Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the [i]sole[/i] purpose of answering questions again.
When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.
[url=http://www.duardo.net/soul]You will find him here, waiting for you.[/url] He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
[quote]The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.
Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=58]Here's an early example[/url] of what awaits you.[/quote]
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I've been talking with the soul to pass the time. (He said he was a tard) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spawn031 Awesomesauce :)[/quote]
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Awesomesauce :)
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Question: Raaascal The soul says: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun. =/
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hahaha "343i" "Not Bungie; don't care." This is awesome!
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Interesting.
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"Will you have sex with me" "Look here, you have to tell me what game you're interested in." Giggity. [Edited on 07.07.2011 5:10 PM PDT]
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The soul knows my name :(
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I asked it what a Forum Ninja was. Its response was [quote]U MAD BRO?![/quote]
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Question: Do you like bananas? The soul says: I'm a soul, not a mind reader. Try saying what you really mean. Huh. He's kind of a jerk. :P
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-Snipped :'[- [Edited on 07.07.2011 4:52 PM PDT]
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[quote]The soul says: I'm a soul, not a psychiatrist. Ask me a question about one of Bungie's games. That's what I was enslaved to answer.[/quote] harsh man...harsh ] [Edited on 07.07.2011 4:51 PM PDT]
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Question: *insert a particularly annoying member* Answer: You're trying my patience.
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"Question: kiss my ass The soul says: Ok, press it against the monitor. LOL, monitor.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UrDoinItWrong The soul needs to post today! just one.. last.. time! DO IT SOUL!! OR.. Are you scared?[/quote] Question: Are you scared? The soul says: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one.
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Good times, good times.
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I'll just use this, all the time, instead of Bungie.net.
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Question: Would you make love to Ktan Dantaktee? The soul says: Hot damn! That's swell! Question: Achronos The soul says: Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past. [Edited on 07.07.2011 12:08 PM PDT]
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Pffft... I made a soul emulator [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=29726985]BEFORE it was cool.[/url] =D jk, nice job Duardo. Very well done. Makes me want to put my chatbot back up.
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Question: Urk The soul says: His words are magical. Question: Stosh The soul says: I think Stosh knows my secret, the little bugger. Question: Frankie The soul says: Who cares about rank when the flames are so hot. Question: ling ling The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never! Question: Dog The soul says: Ralfie Question: Ralfie The soul says: Ralfie guards the gates to the darkest depths of the bungie.net metaserver. Question: 343 The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care. Question: Guilty Spark The soul says: He's my progeny. He inherited my good looks and pleasant personality. Question: Guard The soul says: Press G to make units guard. It works with all units. This way, they won't run off and get in trouble. Question: Why are you such a dick? The soul says: Don't dick with me. I'll dick you over. Question: Your Mom The soul says: Your mom is so fat she eats wheat thicks. Question: What do you eat? The soul says: I like foods that can be easily absorbed. Like ice cream. Question: Septagon The soul says: The community seemed happier back in those days... Question: You're not real The soul says: What's your definition of real? Question: -blam!- (Male Genitalia) The soul says: A -blam!-! That would be grand! Question: God The soul says: God has no place here. Not while I'm in charge. Question: Devil The soul says: I've dealt with him, but he is not me Question: I'm sorry The soul says: Apology accepted. Just don't do it again. Question: Ice Cream The soul says: I like ice cream without chunky bits in it... they get stuck in my tubes. Question: F*** The soul says: Ooh, I'm impressed. Question: Am I g**? The soul says: Probably not. Question: Eat my shorts The soul says: Mmmm, tasty! [Edited on 07.07.2011 11:07 PM PDT]
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[url=http://imageshack.us/f/339/goawayx.png/]LOL[/url]
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Question: Dog The soul says: Ralfie
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Haha, awesome.
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Question: Can I haz r3conz? The soul says: Is this a trick question?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much). [/quote]If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right.
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Question: Armor Lock is bad The soul says: You certainly have a point. Please continue.
