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8/14/2004 12:06:47 AM
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HALO 2 WEEKLY UPDATE! August 13th

[color="yellow"][i]Note: Frankie is out of town this week and the Bungie Princess is our special guest author.. (I'm just posting it). Now brace yourselves for the most fact-filled top-secret-spoiling update EVER!...[/i][/color] [b]BUNGIE WEEKLY UPDATE[/b] - August 13th Frankie’s in Mexico and I’m in charge! So, listen up…we are taking a break from all that blah-blah about Halo 2 and we are discussing a truly important topic…HAIR! I will be devoting several hours of my Saturday to some serious “diva-time” along side my best friend at Joel’s salon. There will be lots of girly-girl talk and wine to be had for all. The only dilemma is what color should I do my hair? Anyone who has known me longer than about a month knows I absolutely love to change my hair color. It is a running joke around here. I am currently blonde, but am thinking it is time for a change. In the spirit of by-passing all that typical video game talk I think we should devote a forum to helping me choose my new hair color. But seriously, I am supposed to be giving you some weekly information about our big project over here in Bungieland. Biggest news of the week involves the rancid Bungie refrigerator. We are bursting at the seams over here and need to find some space to sit some more people helping out on the game. So, I figured what the heck why not the fridge…that is some prime real estate. But seriously, the dev team doesn’t know it yet but they have lost the battle of the fridge and it’s pungent odor will soon be seeping onto their side of the room. I ate dinner with the boys tonight (frightening). Have you ever had the pleasure of attacking a taco bar with 70 hungry men…hhhmmmm, let me be the one to tell you this is not a pretty site. Amanda has quickly learned that food is the precious commodity in this office. The way to a man’s heart is most certainly through his stomach. We will be making the ever dreaded Costco trip next week to stock up on goodies. The people at Costco, employees and customers alike, hate me. When I roll up to the check out lane with two industrial size carts stacked to the point of towering over my head and a flat bed stock piled with beer in tow…let’s just say I am not typically greeted with a warm “How are you?” but rather an overwhelmed look of panic. So, my week has not solely revolved around food and nasty refrigerators. In addition to feeding the masses, Amanda has been hard at work helping Harold keep a running inventory of about a thousand computers…man, these guys are expensive. She has also called all over the world in search of elusive Xboxes from other countries…so if you have one that you don’t need, feel free to send it in…kidding. I just got the 2nd pass of the art book back…looking very cool guys...keep your eyes open come November 9th (oh yeah and Halo 2 will be on shelves as well). The rest of my time this week was spent modeling Dunn’s ever-growing collection of crazy hats. I have been a cowgirl, a gardener and Frank Sinatra so far. Okay, okay enough my drivel, here are some updates straight from me to you on this game everyone keeps talking about (stage whisper…”Hey Brian, what’s the name of that video game we’re working on again….oh yeah…Halo 2…thanks!) So Butchie put the beta out on a branch this week and really wants the code to stay jolly and happy until he goes to RTM…wherever that is…and what is he doing taking a vacation anyway?! All of the levels are undergoing performance reviews (are they even eligible for a raise?) and things are shaping up nicely. Even though Jaime's running around his level with ¾ of his screen filled with debug info, we still have trouble getting him to stop playing so Butchie can run his analysis tools. He's evidently having a blast, and that's a good thing. Luke has been integrating our aiming code withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, huh!?!? Ooops sorry drifted off there where was I…something about sniping and intending to shoot …I don’t know sounds, pretty cool and I guess the Counter-Strike and Quake people will really like the fact that you can’t snipe through walls. Which seems kinda lame to me, I think Master Chief should have x-ray vision and be able to snipe through walls, because then he could really wail on those damn Elite bastards. Ryan, a very verbose gentleman, a man of many words has this to say regarding test: Testing next beta update Emblem Pass (it failed but no bugs encountered) Working on test cases for release Thanks for that lovely, in-depth update Ryan, it was truly moving. Apparently, Adrian has some serious termite problems at his house because he is fixing bugs like a machine and patching all the holes in the drywall. He is having a really hard time determining if his house has too many holes or too many walls, but says it is gonna be so cool, so he must be having fun! Keep us posted Adrian and let me know if you need some help selecting new paint color and curtains when you’re done patching those walls. Last, but certainly not least, Nathan would like to take a jab at "Pistol Pete" -- Pete apparently did some dorky thing when he introduced himself to someone last week and made pistols out of both hands and pointed and said "Pete Parsons"…I personally did get to witness a later revival of the pistol gesture and it is pretty lame. Nathan also mentioned something brief about "his first man hug with Chris (butcher).” Aaahhhhh. Well, boys and girls, that’s it for me this week. I am sure you are sitting on the edge of you seat waiting for the next installment of the Weekly Update with special guest writer Bungie Princess…So far we haven't heard a peep out of ole Frankie and it's highly likely that he's in a small village in Mexico lying in a bathtub filled with ice minus a few internal organs. Don't worry, I'll keep bringing you the best updates ever until he surfaces again! Ciao! Yours truly, [i]Bungie Princess[/i] [img]/images/games/halo2/weeklyupdate/mschief.jpg[/img]
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  • WTF is wrong with you dudes bashing the princess? Its good that we get updates to start with... If you were talking to the B-Princess in person, you wouldent say any -blam!-ake about the update... but for some reason you can online? Dumbass's, you are dissing the people that are making the game that you want! Why don't you just start cussin at God? Idiots. I personally thought it was a funny update. The -blam!-'s who are complaining and bashing, think for a sec about who you are dissin.

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  • Exactly. I joined in June and nothing was going on. The morons that joined cuz of ilovebees are the ones you should have a problem with. Not us. Besides, if Frankie had joined in 2004, would you be bashing him? No. No you wouldn't. You just have a bug up your @ss, Jamirus. Whoops. forgot to Quote. This goes after mjolnir's post [Edited on 8/14/2004 3:05:14 PM]

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  • Click this [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=513785&viewreplies=true]link[/url] to get away from all these idiots that are bashing the Bungie princess

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  • Seriously, don't complain about it. Chances are, those of you who "wasted" your time reading it would have quite obviously made such better use of their time. Appreciate what you get, fellas, or you won't get jack. -fax

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  • I want Frankie back! No offense Bungie Princess, but that update wasn't informative at all. And your version of Mister Chief was weird. [Edited on 8/14/2004 2:41:04 PM]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sledgefare I'm glad we recieved some sort of update. Thanks Alta. Hey, Banshee Barron I haven't seen you here in a while. Damn, that's cool.[/quote] Glad to see you again Sledge! You need to start posting in The Arbiters again.

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  • [url=http://img20.exs.cx/img20/1433/gravy.jpg] [i]This internet is BULSHPS[/i] [/url]

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  • oh COME ON! i've been waitin for a while for this and you talk about men and ur diva-like hair?!? BOOOOOOOOOOOO! we want frankie back. FRANKIE!!!! WE ALL LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(in a brotherly sorta way)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] onelowvoltage How about something positive about the update. First off, she definately sounds like a princess. Changing hair color, trying on hats, going shopping, you know, fluffy sort of work. And she's probably a real cuddly type, in a soft, teddy bearish kind of way(ok, I"m thinking she's a bit chubby). It was like reading something that the "leagally blonde" woman would write. She's real smart and does real good for herself, but nobody can figure out why or how. And of course, she buys lots of beer. Bottom line, not much was really done last week and they had the obligation to the update. The update got done. Obligation met. There, was that positive? Another positive thing, that halo move that was in one of the first posts/replies. I liked it. Very good.[/quote] Actually she isn't chubby at all. The Bungie Princess is featured here [url]http://bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=122218[/url] wearing a pink Spartan helmet.

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  • Well, I, for one, thought this was a very enertaining update. I wouldn't mind reading more of them. Now every time I hear the name Pete, Peter, or Parsons, I'm going to think of Pistol Pete. The sad thing is, I can imagine him doing it, and it's a lot worse than it sounds. :( Frankly, (hahaha. Frank-ly... Nevermind. It doesn't work without a Mister Chief. Misses Chief doesn't really cut it, unless she changes her name to Frank. Enough with the lame jokes, I promise.) I think everyone just needs to calm down. I think most people that are here just joined for Halo 2 information and aren't really die-hard Bungie fans. I also think that most of the members of this set of forums are pre-pubescent males who don't have the slightest manners. Anyway, nice update. I could do without Pistol Pete in upcoming updates, though. That's a very disturbing thought.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ribs All you dumbasses should just quit your -blam!-in'. In case you'd forgotten, Bungie is kinda busy MAKING HALO 2. If you're hardcore, you can wait for an update. You know, Bungie is being nice enough to give you updates at all. If they wanted they could just say "It's a secret." (「ひ*み*つ!」). No. The good folks over at Bungie decide to spare one of their valuable employees every week to write this update for us. If the normal author happens to be on vacation, so what? And if the update isn't informative, just take it as a good sign that most of the interesting stuff is done. Seriously, this late in development, it's not like you can expect a whole lot of earth-shattering news about gameplay or anything like that that's not already supposed to be a surprise anyway! So shut the -blam!- up and enjoy your mistress chief. [/quote] w00t

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jamirus99 Really, Maraxus is right. And notice how most of the people -blam!-ing are 2004 members.....you guys are bandwagon jumpers who can't stand it when you don't get what you expect, or what you want. I can't wait to see you around Nov.9th, either carping because your copy of the game didn't come or -blam!-ing about the things that [i]already[/i] bug you about Halo 2.[/quote] Hey, I joined B.net in 2004, but I am far from a bandwagon jumper. When I joined in march of this year, it was still months prior to when Bungie's new site came up, and even longer before this ilovebees crap came up. I remember having the tru7h and reconciliation as my homepage even before I signed up as a member. Please dont stereotype, because I had no problem with this weekly update, and am also trying to defend it from the ungrateful little -blam!-es that are complaining. [Edited on 8/14/2004 1:27:19 PM]

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  • Ok I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little pissed. The thing is this update sucked... I'm sure Frankie (if he wasn't killed and stuff) will make up for this sucky, sucky, sucky update she made. ...Pink' spartans look stupid anyway. ;) edit: ..Wow you guys are really pissed about this. 0.o -Griffin [Edited on 8/14/2004 1:20:22 PM]

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  • My God. This should have been posted on HBO! Jesus....

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  • who ever read what ever she said i think you just became just a lil dumber not a lil I MEAN ALOT DUMBER WERE IS THE HALO 2 stuff i dont care abput your hair I WANT HALO 2

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  • ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....Huh? What? Did I miss something in that update?! Wait; stupid picture at the bottom...guess not. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y2Franchise Uhhh......Is that it, we want Franky back....I prefer censored to this censored and censored. Oh yeah for the hair color go with red, red heads are hot....[/quote] Mmmmmm Redheads... Yea they are.

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  • --cant be bothered!-- brake down -- too much yappy--

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  • That wasn't "Miss Chief"... That was LINDA. Praise the Lord, she is alive. This clearly means that LINDA or KELLY will be in Halo 2. [i] Do you see Bungie... do you see what crazy stuff people like I can come up with when you don't give us any new information... my mind wanders to retarded and distant places. [/i] [b] By the way, I was kidding, [i] don't take the Linda thing seriously - it was a joke [/i] [/b]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hangbrain Heh heh. This whole episode reminded me of [url=http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg] this little cartoon.[/url] [color=red]***Warning: said ‘toon contains a couple of swear words used in humor..*** [/color] [/quote] LOL Tru7h has never been so clear...

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  • Heh heh. This whole episode reminded me of [url=http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg] this little cartoon.[/url] [color=red]***Warning: said ‘toon contains a couple of swear words used in humor..*** [/color]

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  • I slept once. Didn't see what the big deal was. Over-rated in my opinion. 3/10 (I like the word pillow)

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  • Why does everybody want to know so much about the game? To be honest with you all, I love the feeling of playing a game for the first time and being thrilled with a cool feature, but if somehow I already know about it, its hardly as cool. OK wow crappy update... be exited about the game but don't make it your whole life - just forget about it for a week at a time.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Banshee Barron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart You're still here? Don't you ever sleep?[/quote] Sleep? What is this [i]sleep[/i]?[/quote] Sleep is something the unworthy do -- I can sleep in 86 more days... ☺ θζ

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  • Hot Pink hair would be se[i][/i]xy as hell.... I love female gamers. They add a sense of, of, [i]non-patheticness[/i] to the average gamer...

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  • I liked this update. It feels so fluffy and pink and stuff.

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