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8/14/2004 12:06:47 AM
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HALO 2 WEEKLY UPDATE! August 13th

[color="yellow"][i]Note: Frankie is out of town this week and the Bungie Princess is our special guest author.. (I'm just posting it). Now brace yourselves for the most fact-filled top-secret-spoiling update EVER!...[/i][/color] [b]BUNGIE WEEKLY UPDATE[/b] - August 13th Frankie’s in Mexico and I’m in charge! So, listen up…we are taking a break from all that blah-blah about Halo 2 and we are discussing a truly important topic…HAIR! I will be devoting several hours of my Saturday to some serious “diva-time” along side my best friend at Joel’s salon. There will be lots of girly-girl talk and wine to be had for all. The only dilemma is what color should I do my hair? Anyone who has known me longer than about a month knows I absolutely love to change my hair color. It is a running joke around here. I am currently blonde, but am thinking it is time for a change. In the spirit of by-passing all that typical video game talk I think we should devote a forum to helping me choose my new hair color. But seriously, I am supposed to be giving you some weekly information about our big project over here in Bungieland. Biggest news of the week involves the rancid Bungie refrigerator. We are bursting at the seams over here and need to find some space to sit some more people helping out on the game. So, I figured what the heck why not the fridge…that is some prime real estate. But seriously, the dev team doesn’t know it yet but they have lost the battle of the fridge and it’s pungent odor will soon be seeping onto their side of the room. I ate dinner with the boys tonight (frightening). Have you ever had the pleasure of attacking a taco bar with 70 hungry men…hhhmmmm, let me be the one to tell you this is not a pretty site. Amanda has quickly learned that food is the precious commodity in this office. The way to a man’s heart is most certainly through his stomach. We will be making the ever dreaded Costco trip next week to stock up on goodies. The people at Costco, employees and customers alike, hate me. When I roll up to the check out lane with two industrial size carts stacked to the point of towering over my head and a flat bed stock piled with beer in tow…let’s just say I am not typically greeted with a warm “How are you?” but rather an overwhelmed look of panic. So, my week has not solely revolved around food and nasty refrigerators. In addition to feeding the masses, Amanda has been hard at work helping Harold keep a running inventory of about a thousand computers…man, these guys are expensive. She has also called all over the world in search of elusive Xboxes from other countries…so if you have one that you don’t need, feel free to send it in…kidding. I just got the 2nd pass of the art book back…looking very cool guys...keep your eyes open come November 9th (oh yeah and Halo 2 will be on shelves as well). The rest of my time this week was spent modeling Dunn’s ever-growing collection of crazy hats. I have been a cowgirl, a gardener and Frank Sinatra so far. Okay, okay enough my drivel, here are some updates straight from me to you on this game everyone keeps talking about (stage whisper…”Hey Brian, what’s the name of that video game we’re working on again….oh yeah…Halo 2…thanks!) So Butchie put the beta out on a branch this week and really wants the code to stay jolly and happy until he goes to RTM…wherever that is…and what is he doing taking a vacation anyway?! All of the levels are undergoing performance reviews (are they even eligible for a raise?) and things are shaping up nicely. Even though Jaime's running around his level with ¾ of his screen filled with debug info, we still have trouble getting him to stop playing so Butchie can run his analysis tools. He's evidently having a blast, and that's a good thing. Luke has been integrating our aiming code withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, huh!?!? Ooops sorry drifted off there where was I…something about sniping and intending to shoot …I don’t know sounds, pretty cool and I guess the Counter-Strike and Quake people will really like the fact that you can’t snipe through walls. Which seems kinda lame to me, I think Master Chief should have x-ray vision and be able to snipe through walls, because then he could really wail on those damn Elite bastards. Ryan, a very verbose gentleman, a man of many words has this to say regarding test: Testing next beta update Emblem Pass (it failed but no bugs encountered) Working on test cases for release Thanks for that lovely, in-depth update Ryan, it was truly moving. Apparently, Adrian has some serious termite problems at his house because he is fixing bugs like a machine and patching all the holes in the drywall. He is having a really hard time determining if his house has too many holes or too many walls, but says it is gonna be so cool, so he must be having fun! Keep us posted Adrian and let me know if you need some help selecting new paint color and curtains when you’re done patching those walls. Last, but certainly not least, Nathan would like to take a jab at "Pistol Pete" -- Pete apparently did some dorky thing when he introduced himself to someone last week and made pistols out of both hands and pointed and said "Pete Parsons"…I personally did get to witness a later revival of the pistol gesture and it is pretty lame. Nathan also mentioned something brief about "his first man hug with Chris (butcher).” Aaahhhhh. Well, boys and girls, that’s it for me this week. I am sure you are sitting on the edge of you seat waiting for the next installment of the Weekly Update with special guest writer Bungie Princess…So far we haven't heard a peep out of ole Frankie and it's highly likely that he's in a small village in Mexico lying in a bathtub filled with ice minus a few internal organs. Don't worry, I'll keep bringing you the best updates ever until he surfaces again! Ciao! Yours truly, [i]Bungie Princess[/i] [img]/images/games/halo2/weeklyupdate/mschief.jpg[/img]
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  • Yeah. It was kind of annoying and I miss Frankie but we shouldn't flame her. She was nice enough to do it.

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  • LAME,i want Frankie!(but at least she tried)

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  • Or in the next update they could make fun of all the -blam!-s that don't appreciate the things Bungie does for them or don't do one at all either on works for me. [Edited on 8/15/2004 7:56:17 AM]

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  • If they do give us an update, it might be awfully sarcastic or something.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother i don't think they should post an update at all next week after this. but you know what? they will. that's what kind of company bungie is. they don't care about money or pleasing microsoft. it's all about the fans. bungie has done so much for us and this is the thanks they get? they'll post another update. we won't deserve it though.[/quote] Well - I wouldn't go so far as to say they didn't CARE about money - - But I agree with the rest of your statements..

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  • Yellow -- it's the least conspicuous.

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  • i don't think they should post an update at all next week after this. but you know what? they will. that's what kind of company bungie is. they don't care about money or pleasing microsoft. it's all about the fans. bungie has done so much for us and this is the thanks they get? they'll post another update. we won't deserve it though.

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  • The sooner kids start talking the sooner they start talking back - Homer Simpson I hope some of you people get banned. i made a account cause i was brutally pissed off (pardon my french) for what some of you did to a harmless joke. Besides would you rather them spoil the game for you or be surprised? [Edited on 8/14/2004 4:59:43 PM]

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  • I think update next week should talk about what color sharpie Frankie should use to color his head

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  • is this "The Bungie princess" without her helmet on ? http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=82222 [Edited on 8/14/2004 4:42:12 PM]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Spartan NO INFO! WE WANT FRANKIE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!![/quote] Calm down, idiot.

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  • Shut up BadSpartan1!!! Just because her update wasn't as funny as she thought it would be doesn't mean you should be an ass.

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  • NO INFO! WE WANT FRANKIE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!! FRANKIE!!!

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  • Dont you see???, when halo 2 does come out, it will seen even better because this update wasnt up to the usual standards. Women, blach!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xbox Aristotle I hope frankie makes an update about his hair.... or non-existant hair. Just to spite the asswipes.[/quote] That would be sweet!!!!

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  • this update was ok frankies r better [Edited on 8/14/2004 5:12:23 PM]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaytargal This is a horribly morkish update, and it comes at a peculiar time. But Whatever, things have just been flat out weird around here lately so I guess this makes sense. Frankie is the man, and bungie rules so I'm not going to sweat them too much about this crappy update. Hopefully there will be a real one around the corner. To all of you who defend this update like its the bain of all existence though, ease up...you know it sucked. And if I had to guess I wouldn't think bungie would just want a bunch of suck up fans who agree with everything they do. So you can unpucker now you blow hards. Step off I'm doin the hump [/quote] Amen to [i]that[/i]!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lobsterok Well that was a pointless update, but no CENSORED[/quote] Dude.....I'd rather have my CENSORED back!!!!

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  • This is a horribly morkish update, and it comes at a peculiar time. But Whatever, things have just been flat out weird around here lately so I guess this makes sense. Frankie is the man, and bungie rules so I'm not going to sweat them too much about this crappy update. Hopefully there will be a real one around the corner. To all of you who defend this update like its the bain of all existence though, ease up...you know it sucked. And if I had to guess I wouldn't think bungie would just want a bunch of suck up fans who agree with everything they do. So you can unpucker now you blow hards. Step off I'm doin the hump

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother why is achronos so damn harsh? believe it or not Achronos, there are people in here that didn't like the update, but aren't being pricks about it. Were not all morons[/quote] No you're not. But I'm harsh because I know the people doing this probably don't act like this in real life. For example, you wouldn't go up and ask Alta for naked pictures of her, right ? Right? Or declare she just wants attention. Please, you're not that important. I expect better. This isn't the Penny Arcade forums. You guys are just lucky I stopped her from posting her real response to some of the personal attacks. If you thought I was harsh... damn. Be glad you're not gspawn with his stupid remarks. You all just need to learn how to take a joke and move on. And some of you should read the update better - there's some Halo 2 info in there. I think the next weekly update will simply be the following: Hair [censored][/quote] i agree no weekly updates when ppl acked like this.frabky i dont care if there is a weekly update reason cuz i want to know nothin of the game till it comes out .

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  • I hope frankie makes an update about his hair.... or non-existant hair. Just to spite the asswipes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AdmiralChief_117 Your kidding me right? When do we get the real update? This was a freaking waste of time! I waited an entire week to hear some chick complain about her hair...This friggen sucks...We want Frankie back![/quote] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Thanks for proving us even more right.

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  • Your kidding me right? When do we get the real update? This was a freaking waste of time! I waited an entire week to hear some chick complain about her hair...This friggen sucks...We want Frankie back!

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  • I hope that bungie doesent make an update next week, but instead makes one called "sorry kids, no update this week (because you would rather have that then somthing funny) Just to spite....

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  • Exactly. Aristotle hit that right on the head. Problem is, you can't argue with those -blam!-s. Wouldn't it be funny if bungie canceled their preorders? That's impossible though.....

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  • WTF is wrong with you dudes bashing the princess? Its good that we get updates to start with... If you were talking to the B-Princess in person, you wouldent say any -blam!-ake about the update... but for some reason you can online? Dumbass's, you are dissing the people that are making the game that you want! Why don't you just start cussin at God? Idiots. I personally thought it was a funny update. The -blam!-'s who are complaining and bashing, think for a sec about who you are dissin.

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