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The History of The Flood Forum Revised Second Edition

[quote][b][u]The History of The Flood Forum, Revised 2nd Edition[/u][/b][/quote][quote][b]Preface[/b][/quote] This year was the year of the first class of The Flood Hall of Fame. I hope The Flood finds this year inductees to be acceptable because you were the ones who voted for them. You can find the inductees at the end of the history. Even though I strive for accuracy, and having as much information as possible, I still make mistakes. All ideas and suggestions submitted before February 20th, 2011 will be considered. Moving forward, I will not be writing another edition of Flood History next year. I planned to, but writing contemporary history is much harder because most people simply aren't sure what is truly memorable until they are able to properly remember it. I'll look to return to this sometime farther in the future, but not next year. I will be doing another project in place of The Flood History next year. I also expect to recreate The Flood Library, with more posts. I'm just out of room at this point. I don't expect to stop doing it any time soon, so I'm going to need room. The Flood Hall of Fame will have another class next year, and each year following that. However, I am looking to try and improve the voting process by having a select group of voters each year. I plan to send out messages to find those willing to put in the time during the summer. I would like to have at least 50 voter when all is said and done. I have considered creating a group for it, but don't expect anything there. If you would like to be a voter, contact me in this thread, or by PM. The ultimate goal of studying Flood history and having a Flood Hall of Fame served a more subtle purpose. If there is a history of a certain, then there is almost always a culture and an identity that the group has. Often it is based on that history. The reason I did the Flood History was to try and answer the question of what the culture of The Flood is, if there was one. I now believe that there is one, and next year I hope to have a writing on what exactly that is. That idea of a culture is central to central to these projects. I wanted to show that, unlike any other forum on Bungie.net The Flood has a unique identity. I'm still sure what that identity is. I plan to answer it in the future. For now, enjoy the Flood History revised 2nd Edition. [quote][b][u]The History of The Flood Forum[/u][/b][/quote][quote][b]2004[/b][/quote] [u]Birth of The Flood[/u] 4/15/2004 Discussion of an Off Topic forum can be traced to as far back as this point. When proposed by a member(now unknown), Stosh informed him that Sketch had begun to think about the creation of an Off-Topic forum. Members had called for it because of the spam and off-topic threads that had become so common in other forums, especially The Underground. Sketch predicted that if this off-topic forum did materialize that it would "turn into a spam pit the likes of which no website has ever seen before." Also, the phrase "spam pit" seems to have originated from this thread. There will never be another thread like Laser Wars. [u]Laser Wars[/u] Pre.6/30/2004-Post.6/13/2006 The exact start and end points of this even are not known because of how widely spread the phenomenon is. It was at one pint a pinned topic, and then it spread into it's own group and countless other threads. Laser wars was simply a forum game based on building armies and fighting other players. It's popularity was massive, greater than any other singular trend in forum history. [quote][b]2005[/b][/quote] [u]Twitch[/u] 2005 Twitch did a whole bunch of spamming, trolling, flaming, and beyond, but he was still a major part of the community, and had himself a fanbase. The fanbase would eventually coin the phrase "Twitch for pres." He felt that the "spam was tha -blam!-," and that "it just need to be said." If he hadn't said it he "would be doing the world a disservice fo real." He would also target a group run by Gold Templar II. He was a character that Twitch found odd so naturally he "-blam!- with him... alot." His fan group launched a spam attack on his group, while Twitch created an alt that looked very similar to Gold Templer ll, and would spam the forums. Gold Templar told the mods that he had been hacked by Twitch, and that was all they needed. He has since been permabanned, but it is rumored he still posts on alts, like almost everyone does. People don't like to talk about Twitch for fear of it still upsetting moderators. [u]VII Toast[/u] 2005-2006 Still an active member, VII Toast was once a moderator. It was when he was a moderator that he got into trouble with other members of The Flood for allegedly deleting their posts and banning them for no reason. Eventually members started to respond to him in threads about the deleting of their posts, and began to complain to other moderators about his response. Not long after this, he was no longer a moderator. No questions were asked about the incident because everyone knew what had happened, and what brought on the change. [u] The Flood-Zanzibar War[/u] Summer 2005-May 2006 In the summer of 2005, the forum Zanzibar tried to blitzkrieg the Flood Forum by flaming and spamming the forum into submission. The resulted in a full-out flame war. Floodians started flaming and spamming the forum Zanzibar in retaliation, until late in 2005. The Flood halted the flaming and spamming, and the Zanzibarians claimed a victory for themselves. However, in the late spring of '06, the Floodians won, as the Zanzibar forum was deleted to make room for the Halo 3 forum, merging with New Mombasa. [u]The Flood Nightbar[/u] 8/14/2005 bacon greese1521 created The Flood night bar. It is important in that is laid the template down for what every following forum bar. The first few posts are the ordering of drinks, with the OP serving as a bartender. Within a few pages, however, the bar quickly devolves into barfights, card games, and shenanigans of every kind. Flood Bars of this template are now opened on every holiday(that extols drinking) from January 1rst to December 31st. [u]Shiska is a Pegboy[/u] 8/16/2005 A spammer named Watermelon King created at least 15 pages of nothing but "Shishka is a Pegboy" as the title and body of each thread. It is believed that it was because Shiska had called him a Pegboy, and that he did not take very kindly to this comment. At this point in Bungie.net's history, there was not post limit or cooldown; so he was able to create that many threads fairly quickly. Floodians, including Shiska, look back and laugh at the event. [u]Glory Days of Forum Fiction[/u] 6/1/2005-10/26/2008 During this point in time The Flood experienced a wealth of talented writers, as well as a fanbase that was will to read more than 4 paragraphs in a single post. Among the Floodian writers that it would produce were Douglas Brown, Sniper McGee, bacon greese1521, Mabian, Commander Locks, Tartan 118, GameJunkieJim(Yes, the moderator), Colonel Corbec, and the Laureate of The Flood, Halifax. Multiple members would write for years, and even create fan groups, to themselves which became quite popular. Halifax is easily the most voluminous writer of them all at this point, even after many of his works were lost on Day After Bungie Day. There was even a point in time where writers were treated like rock stars when they announced that they were going to do a story. However, many like Sniper McGee and squirrel dude only got through the first couple of chapters and then simply didn't have the energy to continue with their work. The Golden Age is marked at ending on 10/26/2008, when Halifax posted his final story, but it had been falling off long before that. Although Mabian was writing a very popular story called The Floodiad, many other authors were no longer receiving the attention they used to, the attention that was often the reason for their writing. This, combined with a resurgence of The Gallery forum has limited Floodian forum fiction since. [quote][b]2006[/b][/quote] [u]The Flood Becomes a Monarchy[/u] 2006 There was a poll made about who should become the queen of The Flood. The winner of the poll was Jannelle4Now. It turned out that Jannelle4Now was actually an alternate account of the male member "L8teRunner (or something like that)." Cortana 5 was named Princess of The Flood as the runner up of the election, and with Jannelle/L8te forced to step down on account of not being the necessary amount of female required to be a queen, she took over as Queen of The Flood. Cortana 5 holds onto that title to this day. [u]One Day War[/u] Mid-August 2006 A thread in late summer reported that the moderators created a thread in HCFS, it was titled "We will attack at dawnleave no Floodian standing." However, the contents of the thread is unknown, because any non-moderator b.net member who even attempts to join the group will be in some pretty big trouble, or so says the group's motto. Anyway, the Floodians decided to be prepared for an attack from the mods(For mods, forum attacking is the act of locking threads for no apparent reason). Unfortunately, the next day, the thread was locked by a moderator. It is unknown if the moderators really were planning a surprise attack, but stopped because some bold Floodians found out, or if they are still planning for a surprise attack on The Flood to this day. [Edited on 01.29.2011 10:00 AM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nub Cutter I just realised that there was a person over at the Halo Wars sight that reminds me greatly of Twitch... He was really popular over there, and went to jail alot. Anyone know where Twitch was from?[/quote]There aren't many around who know much about him. Look him up. If he's on, I'm sure he would be more than willing to talk about it. He has a ton of accounts, so you'll have to get lucky.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nub Cutter I just realised that there was a person over at the Halo Wars sight that reminds me greatly of Twitch... He was really popular over there, and went to jail alot. Anyone know where Twitch was from?[/quote]There aren't many around who know much about him. Look him up. If he's on, I'm sure he would be more than willing to talk about it. He has a ton of accounts, so you'll have to get lucky. [/quote] So he's still around?

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  • The Flood... flood never changes...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArtooFeva [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nub Cutter I just realised that there was a person over at the Halo Wars sight that reminds me greatly of Twitch... He was really popular over there, and went to jail alot. Anyone know where Twitch was from?[/quote]There aren't many around who know much about him. Look him up. If he's on, I'm sure he would be more than willing to talk about it. He has a ton of accounts, so you'll have to get lucky. [/quote]So he's still around?[/quote]Yeah, he gave me a ton of help on this project last year. Those quotes in the section on Twitch are from Twitch. [Edited on 01.23.2011 9:27 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArtooFeva [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nub Cutter I just realised that there was a person over at the Halo Wars sight that reminds me greatly of Twitch... He was really popular over there, and went to jail alot. Anyone know where Twitch was from?[/quote]There aren't many around who know much about him. Look him up. If he's on, I'm sure he would be more than willing to talk about it. He has a ton of accounts, so you'll have to get lucky. [/quote]So he's still around?[/quote]Yeah, he gave me a ton of help on this project last year. Those quotes in the section on Twitch are from Twitch.[/quote] So I take it he keeps low since the mods have a grudge on him still?

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  • What about that guy whose life the flood ruined after he posted a pic of his "gf?" Of course, it wasn't his girlfriend, someone actually told her about what he was doing, and apperently he was just a stalker wanting to boost his ego on an internet forum. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=22948487]Thread here[/url] And wasn't there a bunch of "Bomb in my _____" threads at some point? Also: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39284809&postRepeater1-p=1]May be relative to popularity/Who rules the Flood part.[/url] [Edited on 01.23.2011 9:46 PM PST]

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  • I skimmed over it, but did you remember to post our official meme, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, and our failed me, XBOX.COM?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nub Cutter I just realised that there was a person over at the Halo Wars sight that reminds me greatly of Twitch... He was really popular over there, and went to jail alot. Anyone know where Twitch was from?[/quote]There aren't many around who know much about him. Look him up. If he's on, I'm sure he would be more than willing to talk about it. He has a ton of accounts, so you'll have to get lucky. [/quote]They don't have the same GT. Also, yes, I know excatly who he's talking about lol. But then again, Top players in Halo Wars are notorious for second accounts lol.

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  • I think that I will be creating a group for The Flood Hall of Fame. It will be a pretty simply thing to do. The group will be entirely open, however, members will not be able to contribute to the forum, but they will be able to read it. I don't want anything to be done behind closed doors. So basically, anyone can join, only voters can vote and contribute in the forums. Simple, and I'm sure it will still screw up somehow. I haven't made it yet, and don't expect it to be made any time soon. I've got to work through a test group, and work out all of the kinks. I'll do that, make edits to The Flood History, and start a roll call to see who wants to be a Hall of Fame voter over the next couple of days. *thumbs up*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude I think that I will be creating a group for The Flood Hall of Fame. It will be a pretty simply thing to do. The group will be entirely open, however, members will not be able to contribute to the forum, but they will be able to read it. I don't want anything to be done behind closed doors. So basically, anyone can join, only voters can vote and contribute in the forums. Simple, and I'm sure it will still screw up somehow. I haven't made it yet, and don't expect it to be made any time soon. I've got to work through a test group, and work out all of the kinks. I'll do that, make edits to The Flood History, and start a roll call to see who wants to be a Hall of Fame voter over the next couple of days. *thumbs up*[/quote] So the voters are the ones who post in the forum, I take it?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude I think that I will be creating a group for The Flood Hall of Fame. It will be a pretty simply thing to do. The group will be entirely open, however, members will not be able to contribute to the forum, but they will be able to read it. I don't want anything to be done behind closed doors. So basically, anyone can join, only voters can vote and contribute in the forums. Simple, and I'm sure it will still screw up somehow. I haven't made it yet, and don't expect it to be made any time soon. I've got to work through a test group, and work out all of the kinks. I'll do that, make edits to The Flood History, and start a roll call to see who wants to be a Hall of Fame voter over the next couple of days. *thumbs up*[/quote] So the voters are the ones who post in the forum, I take it?[/quote]Myself, The voters, and the maybe 2 moderators will be the ones who can post in the forum and submit news. The moderators will be able to lock threads, pin topics, and approve news stories. I would be the administrator. Sound good, or overly complicated and destined to fail? [Edited on 01.24.2011 9:01 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude Sound good, or overly complicated and destined to fail?[/quote] Overly complicated? I don't think so. I like the idea. However, I feel like not enough Hall of Fame material would be happening for it to be updated constantly, unless that wasn't your initial plan?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude Myself, The voters, and the maybe 2 moderators will be the ones who can post in the forum and submit news. The moderators will be able to lock threads, pin topics, and approve news stories. I would be the administrator. Sound good, or overly complicated and destined to fail?[/quote] it's not overly complicated, but i can see it failing simply because i can't imagine many people here committing to such a thorough process. i'm all for it though.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsSkittle You forgot the creation of the xbox.com meme. [/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=28344080]Just so happen to have it[/url].[/quote] I missed this, and so many other things. Guess I was m.i.a. at the time? I was literally lol'ing at this though!

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  • Old weirdos infesting this thread.

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  • How long did this take?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Cloak How long did this take?[/quote]To type it up? Not really that long. To find the stuff for it, a damn long time.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Old weirdos infesting this thread.[/quote] ironic

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  • [quote]Rhea on the other hand had been working the popularity game for over a year at this point. She was a chick, and talked about sex, and college, so she was instantly popular. The Flood is still part of the internet, after all. She had created a group Take Over Teh World in 9/29/2008.[/quote]Then in 2010 out of the blue, Rhea decided to shock the Floodian community. She had sold all her stocks and bonds in her portfolio and with the $20,000 that she received she decided to chop off her balloons and get rid of her tunnel and instead get a third leg. Hence the reason she "was a chick".

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Old weirdos infesting this thread.[/quote] ironic[/quote] What? I'm young. =)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Old weirdos infesting this thread.[/quote] ironic[/quote] What? I'm young. =)[/quote] are you legal?? lets do thisss

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea [quote]Rhea on the other hand had been working the popularity game for over a year at this point. She was a chick, and talked about sex, and college, so she was instantly popular. The Flood is still part of the internet, after all. She had created a group Take Over Teh World in 9/29/2008.[/quote]Then in 2010 out of the blue, Rhea decided to shock the Floodian community. She had sold all her stocks and bonds in her portfolio and with the $20,000 that she received she decided to chop off her balloons and get rid of her tunnel and instead get a third leg. Hence the reason she "was a chick". [/quote] whoa whoa woahhhhh what? [Edited on 01.24.2011 10:10 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [u]Hancock's death[/u] 9/28/2008 - 4/22/2009 Hancock was a popular member, who gained popularity after he announced that he had been diagnosed with "Perihilar cholangiocarcinoma" on September 28th of 2008. He explained that by the time it had been diagnosed, it had "metastasized, spread to the rest of his liver and small intestine," so it was now inoperable. Most members believed what he said, and shared their condolences with him, though there were some doubters. Most expressed their disbelief that if he truly had been diagnosed with cancer, then why was he spending time on an internet forum? Hancock posted no specific date of death, but did say that he had less than a year to live Hancock posted an update on March 17, 2009. He explained that he had undergone surgery in October which had removed many affected organs. He talked about how he gone to Greece and seen the world. His post was notably more depressed, and how he was looking forward to death at this point. His last post was on 4/22/2009, but that does not mean for many members that he is dead. Some have questioned his threads as simply very clever trolling, and said that he had simply stopped using that account, and switched to using an alternate. Using an alt is such a common practice when someone is banned, that it is not unlikely. [/quote] His original profile as Fastheadcrab and he was famous for the "Ask me anything" threads until he was banned for them. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude [u]hotpink - gu3do Marriage[/u] 8/31/2006 - Don't let the title fool you, these two aren't married, even tough it says in her signature that they were on 12/22/2006. They didn't actually talk online until 8/31/2006, and didn't visit each other until 7/13/2007. They do still have a relationship to this day, and do plan on getting married when the time is right. They are pretty much the only Floodians to form a romantic relationship, and for it to then succeed after they met in real life. The only ones to do the former even, I think. [/quote] They aren't the only ones to have a relationship. Goddess and I are in a real-life relationship right now actually. I guess we just haven't been as vocal about it.

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  • Thank you for posting this. Reading some of the laser wars, they're pretty awesome.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LOTS OF WAFFLES They aren't the only ones to have a relationship. Goddess and I are in a real-life relationship right now actually. I guess we just haven't been as vocal about it.[/quote] i'm just dying to hear this one.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LOTS OF WAFFLES They aren't the only ones to have a relationship. Goddess and I are in a real-life relationship right now actually. I guess we just haven't been as vocal about it.[/quote] i'm just dying to hear this one.[/quote] Kinda of a perv, huh?

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