Gjallarhorn- classic
Dead man’s tale- yehaw
Sweet business- you are a titan
Tommie’s matchbook- I’ll pump ya guts fulla lead
Chaperone- more yehaw
Hard Light- bounce
Divinity- dps b!tch
Vex Mythoclast- won’t drop until your 69th run
Last Word- “It’s high noon”
Thorn- [evil laughter]
Forerunner- finish the fight
Jotunn- toster
Final Warning- stand by for Titanfall
Monte Carlo- …and he bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Whisper of the worm- a god
Thunderlord- Thor
Outbreak perfected- COVID 20
Touch of malice- another god
Ace of Spades- “How’s your sister?”
Lumina- [non-evil laughter]
No time to explain- why I don’t have time to explain
Skyburners oath- “Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."
Salvation’s grip- ice cannon
Osteo Striga- [evil laughter] but a sub machine gun
Revision zero- crafting
Lucky Pants- Cheating is fun
St0mp-EE5- need for speed
An insurmountable skullfort- “Moon’s haunted”
One eyed mask- aim bot
Skull of dire ahamkara- breaks 4th wall
Sunbracers- aka sunbreakers
Sunshot- kill it with fire
Wish Ender- pretty sure this bow killed Shaxx
Conditional Finality- [doom music kicks in]
Lament- [doom music intensifies]
Telestio- Breaking the game since 2015
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World line zero: Instant vortex transmission The colony: mini screebs Legend of acrius: get -blam!- Osmiomancy gloves: brrrrrr Wishkeeper: green anarchy Anarachy: zap Eyes of tomorrow: truth on crack Devils ruin: mini 1k voices One thousand voices: angry laser
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Edited by Ghost Wolf: 12/16/2023 6:59:20 PMPeregrine Greaves- *evil bird noises* Wormgod Caress- All brawn, no brain. Sleeper Simulant- "MAC rounds? in atmosphere?" Dragons Breath- "I am fire, I am death" Necrotic Grips- *evil laughter, the gloves* Cenotaph Mask- Am a bug, squash me. Dawn Chorus- "Death from above!" Loreley Splendor- Workin on a tan. Ticuus Divination- Omega's laser bow. Cerberus+1- This is a shotgun. Fourth Horseman- This is just death. Chaperone- This is a sniper rifle.
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Gravitational Lance: *Purple Sneeze Chain*
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Lmao these are great! A few I thought of - Witherhoard - “Ding!” - Traveler’s Chosen - plot armor - Le Monarque - “*I’m addicted to you, don’t you know that you’re toxic*” - Fourth Horseman - Blow thy load - Lorentz Driver - never again…
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Edited by ShadeofArcana: 12/8/2023 8:18:01 PMThorn: My Goth Waifu Lumina: My Anime Waifu Malfeasance: My X-Waifu
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I appreciate what you did with the Monte Carlo.
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I didn't think it was stupid, I liked them; particularly the 'Lumina- [non-evil laughter].' I'm just imagining some sort of "tee-hee!" kind of thing.
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[quote] Vex Mythoclast- won’t drop until your 69th run [/quote] This literally happened to a friend of mine. Got his Vex on his 69th run
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Just Aweaome!!!!!
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Lmao 🤣
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Matchbook is me because I will shoot knowing my friend will hardly peek and I I'm likely to die but nah spraying a 100 bullets to make him think twice is where the fun is 😂