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10/17/2010 5:18:25 PM
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How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.
No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided ever since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following stuff that WILL get you banned:
1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it.
2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported.
3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off.
4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you.
5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody.
6. Use the shotgun in infection.
7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle.
8. Playing the game.
9. Not playing the game.
10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating"
11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. (True story)
12. Using any weapons in the game.
13. Using the DMR
14. Not using the DMR
15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live.
16. Never use the BXR (BXB in older games) combo. According to bungie (specifically achronos), that is the same thing as modding. Apparently you have [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut]to mod to press to the b button, the x button, and the right trigger.[/url]
17. Never play with black or Latino players. You will inevitably be called a racist even if you say or do nothing. (Again, this is from experience.)
18.. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden.
Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. Or you can tell me about how awesome I am.
This too.
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UK Dark Wolf360
Also:
[b] Never have a good connection.
Never have a bad connection.
Never use the hologram for a distraction.
Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b][/quote]
Lol wut? Who reported this topic? (besides that 1 guy on the second page)
[Edited on 10.17.2010 11:56 AM PDT]
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There's also nerd rage over your avoided stats. I don't know what mine are. Most people's are so low that just a couple will change a huge number of the %. 67% is 2/3 90% is 9/10. So a couple of people avoided you. Cry some more? Maybe that's why people avoid you, you simply cry too much. It's not like there's a form to fill out so you know. Trash talk =/= Actual avoids Can't handle the trash talk? Mute people. Don't want to mute people? Man up and deal with it. Trying to form a support group on the forums is really really lame. It's worse than people talking trash because it's admitting your wimp status. Sorry your feminine sensibilities were intruded upon, but that's life, especially on XBL.
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(::) cookie for you, sir.
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1. Don't forget that you can never play anything except matchmaking. If you have ever played Gruntpocalypse, you are instantly terrible at the game and "unlegit", regardless of how bad you kick their ass matchmaking. 2. Don't be a Lt. Colonel. 3. Don't get kills. Odds are, another teammate has already seen them on their motion tracker, thus signifying that it is their kill.
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Why are you angry? If they avoided you, then you have less of a chance to get paired up with the cry-babies of Reach.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48068447&postRepeater1-p=1]This entire thread.[/url]
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OP is a god,.. >ExplosivePigs, you are my hero You should become a comedian lol
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OP=Tru7h. Great lulz. The only thing I disagreed on was women on Live. My wife loves Reach. If you are a girl, I'd suggest not to reveal yourself to anyone... for obvious reasons.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] studbeasttank [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48068447&postRepeater1-p=1]This entire thread.[/url][/quote] Lol, sometimes threads are bound to be similar. That does not mean that one thread is a copy of another thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spider123Man 2. Don't be a Lt. Colonel. 3. Don't get kills. Odds are, another teammate has already seen them on their motion tracker, thus signifying that it is their kill.[/quote] I love number 3 here! I'd like to add/modify number 2: 2. Not being a Lt. Colonel means you suck 2b. Being a Lt. Colonel means you suck
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Made me laugh. [Edited on 10.17.2010 11:12 AM PDT]
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good stuff man
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] studbeasttank [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48068447&postRepeater1-p=1]This entire thread.[/url][/quote] This thread is sarcastic. If you actually read any of it, you'd realize that people are making lists of everything people complain about, all of which are completely ridiculous (but true). aka, this thread is pointing out that no matter what you do, you're going to have people complain about it for stupid reasons.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hustletron9000 The win in this thread is approaching record levels.[/quote] Yes, it's over 9000
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1. Never play defense. Get the opposing team's flag. 2. Never play offense. Defend your flag.
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ALL PURE WIN!
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This is such a win.
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you should add... "never melee" under the rule for never use any weapons in the game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ANDUKE666 thing is,is every single one of these is 100% correct......... Reach isn't broken I think its the players[/quote] TRUTH
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Never try to get kills in Rocketfight. You're supposed to be meleeing the enemies where they are dropped off from the Phantoms.
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kill the enemy use a power weapon use a vechile don't use a vechile playing the game having fun
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Use your credits immediately Save your credits Earn credits
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ivantheigor Use your credits immediately Save your credits Earn credits [/quote] lmao!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spider123Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] studbeasttank [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48068447&postRepeater1-p=1]This entire thread.[/url][/quote] This thread is sarcastic. If you actually read any of it, you'd realize that people are making lists of everything people complain about, all of which are completely ridiculous (but true). aka, this thread is pointing out that no matter what you do, you're going to have people complain about it for stupid reasons.[/quote] That link leads to a different thread if you didn't check =P.
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This is possibly the best thread I have ever read... Im gonna go check my avoidance percentage or whatever now
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Thanks for this. Made my day:)
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Lolwut? Who reported this? (besides that one guy.)
