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10/17/2010 5:18:25 PM
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How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.
No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided ever since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following stuff that WILL get you banned:
1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it.
2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported.
3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off.
4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you.
5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody.
6. Use the shotgun in infection.
7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle.
8. Playing the game.
9. Not playing the game.
10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating"
11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. (True story)
12. Using any weapons in the game.
13. Using the DMR
14. Not using the DMR
15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live.
16. Never use the BXR (BXB in older games) combo. According to bungie (specifically achronos), that is the same thing as modding. Apparently you have [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut]to mod to press to the b button, the x button, and the right trigger.[/url]
17. Never play with black or Latino players. You will inevitably be called a racist even if you say or do nothing. (Again, this is from experience.)
18.. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden.
Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. Or you can tell me about how awesome I am.
This too.
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UK Dark Wolf360
Also:
[b] Never have a good connection.
Never have a bad connection.
Never use the hologram for a distraction.
Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b][/quote]
Lol wut? Who reported this topic? (besides that 1 guy on the second page)
[Edited on 10.17.2010 11:56 AM PDT]
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My reps gone to nothing since reach came out. This list describes basically every reason why my reps gone. Another add on to the list: Don't drive any vehicle. An "MLG PRO" will think its his birth right and either explode said vehicle or weaken it to the point where a few DMR shots will kill you.
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don't forget- 1. don't have a low kd or your a noob 2. don't have a high kd or you have no life
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Don't play well or you're a try hard. Don't collect credits from playing or you're not legit. Don't get Lt Col or you farmed. Emile is black. Emile isn't black. Emile might be black.
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17% preferred you or did not submit a review about you. 83% avoided you. See details for more info. Woot it went up!!! On topic- I lol'd.
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Actually... now that I think about it, I [i]know[/i] I pissed a bunch of people off with the way I've been using Armor Lock lately. Let me check my rep... Edit: 72% avoided. In the words of Jun: "It looks like we really pissed them off..." [Edited on 10.17.2010 10:06 AM PDT]
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troll dec- wait, this is kinda funny :P -takes mouse away from report button-
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hustletron9000 Emile is black. Emile isn't black. Emile might be black.[/quote] This is definitely 56% of the conversations I've had with my friends while playing co-op campaign.
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lol! ummm, using the banshee in spire using a shotgun in boneyard using a sniper in team snipers not using a sniper in team sniper(using pistol) [Edited on 10.17.2010 9:50 AM PDT]
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Thanks too halo reach i now have 47% unsupporting conduct [Edited on 10.17.2010 9:49 AM PDT]
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I do all of these things with the exception of driving the 'hog off of a cliff. I have 4% preferred.... 0.0
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fire a gun don't fire a gun reload buy something from the armory look like the default noble 6 move in the first mission die live die again die one more time respawn don't respawn
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mc mackie not using a sniper in team sniper(using pistol)[/quote] I kinda agree with most people on this. The game mode is called "Team Snipers", not "Team Pistols".
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] C SEC Agent I do all of these things with the exception of driving the 'hog off of a cliff. I have 4% preferred.... 0.0[/quote] I just got finished with a game of BTB. I went from 10 % preferred to 1 %.
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just found a new one! -don't EVER play SWAT unless your an expert at such
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I like this one 12. Using any weapons in the game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] znickz95 troll dec- wait, this is kinda funny :P -takes mouse away from report button-[/quote] You have me curious, what was dec- going to be?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boysie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mc mackie not using a sniper in team sniper(using pistol)[/quote] I kinda agree with most people on this. The game mode is called "Team Snipers", not "Team Pistols".[/quote] I personally suck at the sniper rifle and never vote for that game type. Hey though, if it wins the vote not much I can do. I'm much more useful to the team with the pistol. Why wouldn't I use that? There's a reason that weapon is offered. [Edited on 10.17.2010 10:06 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miami I like this one 12. Using any weapons in the game.[/quote] This one is true though. If you use ANY of the weapons available to you, you WILL BE REPORTED and banned.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nomis227 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] explosivepigs No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided even since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following: 1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it. 2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported. 3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off. 4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you. 5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody. 6. Use the shotgun in infection. 7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle. 8. Playing the game. 9. Not playing the game. 10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating" 11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. 12. Using any weapons in the game. 13. Using the DMR 14. Not using the DMR 15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live. 16. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden. Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. [/quote] Awwww, did someone get reported for farming?[/quote] this has nothing to do with farming. are you seriously so dumb that you come into a thread and dont even understand what the hell someone is talking about? your kind makes me sick.
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Got to agree, i love halo reach, its the best game ever (In my opinion) however it has the worst players ever, i wish i could falcon punch everyone i've ever come across, i hate you all, seriously.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedAUSTIN11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nomis227 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] explosivepigs No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided even since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following: 1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it. 2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported. 3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off. 4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you. 5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody. 6. Use the shotgun in infection. 7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle. 8. Playing the game. 9. Not playing the game. 10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating" 11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. 12. Using any weapons in the game. 13. Using the DMR 14. Not using the DMR 15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live. 16. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden. Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. [/quote] Awwww, did someone get reported for farming?[/quote] this has nothing to do with farming. are you seriously so dumb that you come into a thread and dont even understand what the hell someone is talking about? your kind makes me sick.[/quote] His kind make me laugh. Retards exist to give us a source of lulz. [Edited on 10.17.2010 10:42 AM PDT]
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Save someone's life. They will report you for stealing their kill. Don't save someone's life. They will report you for not helping.
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Do not, I repeat, Do not shoot rockets in rocketfight cause people will stand before you out of nothing and give you a (well deserved) kick.
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1: Farmin Sword base 2: playing gruntpocolypse 3: sounding like a redneck 4: not sounding like a redneck 5: going positive 20 6: not going positive 20 7: Flaming helmet 8: Lt. Colonel 9: not lt. Colonel 10: Jet pack 11: Drop Shield 12: Sniping gunner out of hog (true story) 13: not like rap music 14: asking polite things 15: being over 12 16: being under 12 17: leaving to go to work 18: opening a soda instead of killing someone 19: on computer 20: eating ANYTHING 21: having a social life I'mma stop there
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two more: get a high k/d get a low k/d get an okay k/d
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There's also nerd rage over your avoided stats. I don't know what mine are. Most people's are so low that just a couple will change a huge number of the %. 67% is 2/3 90% is 9/10. So a couple of people avoided you. Cry some more? Maybe that's why people avoid you, you simply cry too much. It's not like there's a form to fill out so you know. Trash talk =/= Actual avoids Can't handle the trash talk? Mute people. Don't want to mute people? Man up and deal with it. Trying to form a support group on the forums is really really lame. It's worse than people talking trash because it's admitting your wimp status. Sorry your feminine sensibilities were intruded upon, but that's life, especially on XBL.
