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10/17/2010 5:18:25 PM
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How to TROLL Halo REACH? Things to avoid doing.
No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided ever since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following stuff that WILL get you banned:
1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it.
2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported.
3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off.
4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you.
5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody.
6. Use the shotgun in infection.
7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle.
8. Playing the game.
9. Not playing the game.
10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating"
11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. (True story)
12. Using any weapons in the game.
13. Using the DMR
14. Not using the DMR
15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live.
16. Never use the BXR (BXB in older games) combo. According to bungie (specifically achronos), that is the same thing as modding. Apparently you have [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut]to mod to press to the b button, the x button, and the right trigger.[/url]
17. Never play with black or Latino players. You will inevitably be called a racist even if you say or do nothing. (Again, this is from experience.)
18.. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden.
Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. Or you can tell me about how awesome I am.
This too.
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UK Dark Wolf360
Also:
[b] Never have a good connection.
Never have a bad connection.
Never use the hologram for a distraction.
Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b][/quote]
Lol wut? Who reported this topic? (besides that 1 guy on the second page)
[Edited on 10.17.2010 11:56 AM PDT]
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I avoid people when they won't stop -blam!-ing t-bagging after a 4v1 and then say I'm a bad kid after the game. Therefor, "t-bag people even though you only get your kills in a 4v1 and then call people bad kids after the game" to the list.
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'Yoink'-ing! That is the cause of about 50% of people flaming at me!
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Add to the list: - Don't throw grenades at all at any point, this is seen as cheating.
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Very funny thread well done OP. Whens part two of your succesful tips to avoid being reported arriving?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NullMati Here is my list: 1. If you create stupid and useless threads, you will be reported.[/quote] but this thread is win :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blud and Ghor Never throw grenades. You'll be called a grenade spammer and reported for cheating[/quote] I've ripped both triggers off my controller just so that I don't throw grenades or shoot, and then get accused. I'm currently working on a special controller that has no buttons, so I can log into a game and not play.
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Never even pick hemmorage. you will be reported for hacking (Sadly this is a true story, and why 8 year olds shouldn't play reach)
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17. never throw grenades. 18. never melee. 19. never be from another country. 20. never use the jetpack to fly. 21. never strafe, if the opponent can't hit you it means you're a warrior. 22. never kill the whiny kid, he apparently has the god given right to be king of this game.
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Using melee, of any sort (assassination, sword, etc.) Shoot them, don't be cheap and beat them down in one or two hits. Aiming for the head is a no-no, go for the balls instead. You sir, have created a great thread.
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Thread = saved.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LightShow475 Using melee, of any sort (assassination, sword, etc.) Shoot them, don't be cheap and beat them down in one or two hits. Aiming for the head is a no-no, go for the balls instead. You sir, have created a great thread.[/quote] But you can only use the AR. That magnum is a five hit kill, and therefore, a power weapon. [Edited on 10.17.2010 9:33 AM PDT]
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23. Never discuss any other game besides Halo 24. Never discuss Halo
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Also: [b] Never have a good connection. Never have a bad connection. Never use the hologram for a distraction. Never use sprint to move quickly. [/b]
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This is awesome <3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NullMati Here is my list: 1. If you create stupid and useless threads, you will be reported.[/quote] I am sorry. Perhaps I should have pressed the caps lock key and proceeded to whine incoherantly about how much reach sucks while failing to type in English or use punctuation. Then this thread would have been useful. [Edited on 10.17.2010 9:38 AM PDT]
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So much truth here, so much it hurts...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] explosivepigs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NullMati Here is my list: 1. If you create stupid and useless threads, you will be reported.[/quote] I am sorry. Perhaps I should have pressed the caps lock key and proceeded to whine about how much reach sucks while failing to type in English or use punctuation. Then this thread would have been useful.[/quote] Edit your first post and add NullMati to the list.
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Wow big list but um the first list makes A GOOD point like u can't play the game without an -blam!- that reports u cuz he lost or u booted him or whatever
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nomis227 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] explosivepigs No matter what I do in matchmaking, I always end up pissing somebody off. Whether it is because I use the tank on boneyard or use armor lock. Somebody once reported me for using the rocket launcher while crouching. My rep has gone from 67% avoided to 90% avoided even since I bought the game. I do not want this to happen to anybody else, so I am going to list the things that piss people off according to my observations. That way, you can avoid doing the following: 1.Use armor lock at all. It pisses everybody off and people will report you for using it. 2. Pick up the sniper rifle. If anybody picks up the sniper rifle, they will be betrayed. If you boot the betrayer, you will be reported. 3. Drive the warthog into the water/off the cliff. For some reason this always pisses people off. 4. Use the falcon on The Spire. The other team WILL call you names and report you. 5. Win a game in halo. You should never ever do this as you will be reported by everybody. 6. Use the shotgun in infection. 7. Use the plasma pistol to stop a vehicle. 8. Playing the game. 9. Not playing the game. 10. Stealing somebody's kill. While this is very lulzy, microsoft will ban you after about 5000 people report you for "cheating" 11. Play with little kids. Should you encounter a kid in matchmaking, just mute him. If you beat his team, his mother will call the police and tell them that you are a hacker. If he is on your team, he will report you for sucking even if he has -14 points. 12. Using any weapons in the game. 13. Using the DMR 14. Not using the DMR 15. Using the female models. Eveybody knows that there are no women on xbox live. 16. Having fun. This is a big no-no and it is forbidden. Those are my observations so far. Feel free to add your own observations. Tell us what you notice piss people off. [/quote] Awwww, did someone get reported for farming?[/quote]The stupidity in that post has reached new levels. It was obiously a joke thread.
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don`t use armor abilities do use armor abilities never pick up power weapons never kill enemies on firefight don`t by armor do buy the most expensive armor
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Code50 Wow big list but um the first list makes A GOOD point like u can't play the game without an -blam!- that reports u cuz he lost or u booted him or whatever[/quote] Thanks for clearing that up.
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Never be connection host. Never not be connection host. Never use your armor ability. Never get killed because you didn't use your armor ability.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hustletron9000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Code50 Wow big list but um the first list makes A GOOD point like u can't play the game without an -blam!- that reports u cuz he lost or u booted him or whatever[/quote] Thanks for clearing that up.[/quote] O_O
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I don't know...maybe winning? That pisses people off.
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this thread is hilarious +1
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My reps gone to nothing since reach came out. This list describes basically every reason why my reps gone. Another add on to the list: Don't drive any vehicle. An "MLG PRO" will think its his birth right and either explode said vehicle or weaken it to the point where a few DMR shots will kill you.
