The day had just begun in OffTopic and Blub was already eating extremely unhealthy amounts of food. He would’ve eaten the stuff he had at his place, but ants had gotten to it and it forced him to get rid of it. Luckily, there were lots of places in the city that he could get all kinds of stuff to keep him satisfied. He was in the mood for a deep fried cheeseburger, and it didn’t take long before he found a food truck that specialized in making them. Blub bought twenty seven of them and consumed them all before he even walked two blocks. After buying ten jumbo bags of marshmallows at the grocery store, he was set to head home. He landed at his run down parking lot and walked down the stairs into his hallway. As he was walking to his door, he felt a sudden shock on his arm. There weren’t any exposed wires or anything that could’ve shocked him in the hallway, so he already felt that something strange was up. Once he touched his door handle, he thought he heard a noise on the other side, like the crackle of electricity. Without second thought, Blub rushed through the door screaming, and took an offensive stance. On the other side of the door, stood something quite... odd. A silver mannequin. There was a silver mannequin standing exactly in the middle of his home. It wasn’t in any odd pose or anything, and it didn’t have a face either. It was a very shiny humanoid figure that looked like it had just been cleaned. Blub walked around it a few times before building up the courage to get closer. Something about the mannequin felt very ominous, but it didn’t stop Blub from trying to touch it. Unfortunately, once he got his hand close, it shocked him hard enough to knock him over. Blub scurried back to his feet in a hurry and may have yelled a few... aggressive words. This time he attempted to use denial to try and block the shock. He was able to get a bit closer, but wound up getting a nasty shock from it again. Blub: Alright whatever you are! I really don’t like you, but being that I can’t seem to get close to you means that you’re sticking here for a bit. I don’t know where you came from, but I’m going to figure it out as soon as I finish these marshmallows.... and take a nap.... and watch some TV.... and maybe take another nap.