***************** GREETINGS LIFEFORMS OF OFFTOPIC. I assume some of you have interacted with my loyal advocate, Billy. I am very much impressed with him finding people who aren’t trying to start a war with us because the last five races that did that now cease to exist. He has given a few of you somewhat odd artifacts because I commanded him to do so. It is a way to hopefully bring about an alliance between our people! Tell me if I am mistaken but I do believe your world consists of many powerful beings who I would very much like to meet... someday. Just know that we are here to provide help if help is needed and that * * * * * * * * THE BUBBY EMPIRE HAS 50 WORLDS IN ITS POSSESSION * * * OUR MILITARY MIGHT IS UNPARALLELED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * IF YOUR WORLD IS TARGETED BY FORCES THAT WISH TO BRING HARM TO YOU THAN I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO UNLEASH MY WRATH UPON THEM * * * * WE BUBBIES WILL SHOW THEM WHAT TRUE POWER IS.********************
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From who?
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If this emperor is good of heart, and leads his people to peace, I would gladly enter into an alliance with him. But if he engages in senseless war, disposes of lives and rights as he sees fits, and commits outrages against those who cannot defend themselves... We will have a much, much less courteous meeting.
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 2/4/2020 3:31:26 AMBut who are you helping my good emporer. Offtopic consists of many different groups and factions and many powerful people claim differnt allegiances to differnt factions. So if a war breaks out who will you help? [spoiler]What exactly are your goals my good Emporer? Your alliance is accepted but everyone has there own goals.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Nalla: 2/2/2020 3:00:50 AMI graciously accept the Emperor's invitation to an alliance and I am grateful for the peculiar artifacts I have received.
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I think we should go to war
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Your friendship and alliance is heartily welcomed, O great Bubbie people.
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*Emperor
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Oh okay then. But I did have a nuke! No one can surpass the power of a man carrying nuke grenades! I just... happen to be out...
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*Breathes in* Boi
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Okay cool