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Edited by ACROCANTHUS: 1/8/2020 3:58:54 AM
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The last of the Leegion (Part 3)

Acro tallied the UwU Lee's as they arrived, still on the highs their mischief gave them. The UwU Lees recounted their tales of chaos as Acro counted them. There was one UwU Lee missing. Acro cursed and pondered on the thoughts of what could happen have happened to the UwU Lee. Was it hurt, was it killed, what it it gained a level of sentience the other UwU Lees couldn't? No, that would be terrible. Acro decided to search for the last UwU Lee and left the rest of the UwU Lees to their own devices. Acro arrived at the door and knocked, a familiar voice called out to him, "come in" Acro opened the doors and entered, as soon as Rain saw him, she just sighed and said, "Acro, for the last time, you don't have to knock, you're kinda my boss." Acro laughed at her remark and shot back, "yeah, but I don't know what Eldritch horror you're creating in here. That thing you made last week was worse than anything I've ever dreamed of making." Rain shook her head "That mutation was caused by some bad data you gave me and you know it." Acro scratched the back of his neck and changed the subject, "anyway, one of the UwU Lees is missing, you want to help me find him?" Rain put her hand on her face and said, "I told you those things were a bad idea." Acro spoke one more time before the two set out in search of the final UwU Lee "yeah, I knew it was terrible, it was fun though." Rain and Acro looked at their scanners as they searched for the UwU Lee. Acro's scanner pinged, "Oh, I'm getting something. The unique genetic frequency of an UwU Lee is in this direction." Acro and Rain followed the signal until it led to an abandoned building, the pair looked at each other and Rain broke the silence, "well, I guess it's time we go in." Acro spoke as he opened the door, "Yeah, I guess it is..." Acro and Rain walked in and looked around. The room was dark and damp and filled with an acridly musty odor. The two looked around the room and found signs of a struggle that led into a stairwell. Acro took the lead and Rain followed behind, whatever happened here wasn't good and Acro knew that if things went bad, he could revive himself, Rain could not. Eventually the two arrived at the top of the stairs and saw a chair and loose rope, something bad happened here and they both knew it. Suddenly, a voice rung out from the shadows of the room. "Hewwo wain, hewwo Acwo. I've been waiting faw you." The two spun around to face the voice, Acro was ready to sacrifice his body if he needed to. "UwU Lee, what have you done?" The UwU Lee walked out of the shadows to reveal its horrific visage. Its unhinged jaw hung open revealing the void inside of it, its painfully wide eyes were glazed over yet still pierced Acro's very soul. "My foowish cweataw, you have vewy wittwe knowledge of what you have cweated in me. I cwave chaos, deff, and destwuction, wife is suffewing and I wiww show the wowld this twuff." Acro sighed, and spoke to the UwU Lee, "I didnt want to have to do this, but it looks like I'll have to scrap you for your tissue, sorry my friend." Acro and Rain drew their revolvers and fired a total of 12 shots into the UwU Lee's chest knocking it to the ground. Acro began to walk over to it to harvest the reusable tissue but the beast sat up straight and began laughing. "Foow! You cweated me. You know that the onwy thing that can destwoy me is a maw UwU being. Nothing physicaw or spirituaw wiww stoo me." Acro turned to Rain and spoke, "Rain, get out of here, I don't want you to see what I'm going to have to do this thing." Rain solemnly nodded and managed to escape the building while Acro stared down the UwU Lee. Acro smiled at the thing and spoke, "I might not be able to destroy you, but I know what can..." [spoiler]Wow! This is the least cursed chapter yet! The conclusion is coming next and it jusy might be more cursed than the rest of this story.[/spoiler]

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