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Edited by ACROCANTHUS: 1/8/2020 3:56:57 AM
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The leegion is unveiled (part 1)

Acro sat in his chair bored and staring at the ceiling. "Wow, am I really out of dumb inventions to create?" Acro thought about it more. "I've already made the flesh inverter, the bone extractor was easy to make, people will stomp this body into the ground if I do more Neko stuff..." Acro sighed, "damn, I guess I am out of ideas." Then the idea hit him. A smile crossed Acro's face as he spoke to himself, "Sure, why not." Acro walked to his lab with nothing but spare time and chaotic intent... After weeks in his lab, Acro emerged and walked to an open space to put on his spectacle. "Behold! My newest project!" With those words, Acro's glove surged with power as it tore a massive hole in reality. "Emerge my beauteous creation! Show yourself!" The shape began to emerge from the portal. It was... just a person. There were murmurs of confusion from the crowd until they realized, the figure was a genetic replica of Lee, but there was a massive difference. His face was hideously deformed. His eyes were large, round, and blank. His mouth was shaped like a w and placed right between his eyes. The horror tipped its phedora and spoke. "OwO hewwo citizens! Have any of yoUwU got sum garwic bwead faw me, yaw bewoved shewiff X3" A few citizens spoke up. "I wish I had died in Nil's attack so I wouldn't have had to see this shit!" "This is worse than all those nekos this asshole created!" "What the hell! Why would you do this to us, I hope speaker kills this thing real soon!" Acro smiled and spoke again "oh how innocent you all are. It gets worse." Acro snapped his fingers and the horrific hellspawn he created took off its phedora and trench coat to reveal, cat ears and a tail. A voice rose above the crowd, "RIOT! RIOT UNTIL THAT THING IS LYING DEAD ON THE GROUND" Acro spoke to the crowd as it prepared to riot, "That's not a very good idea." UwU Lee added his flair at the end. "Yea, you aww bettew wisten to Acwo!" Sadly the crowd was enraged and wouldn't be stopped. A crowd rushed Acro as he pulled UwU Lee behind him and raised his hand to the horde of people in front of him. A pulse of kinetic energy scattered the mob in front of Acro and he snapped his fingers. One hundred more copies of UwU Lee emerged from the portal. With the mob still gathering themselves from Acro's last attack, Acro sealed the portal and opened a new one dragging himself and the original copy of UwU Lee through it. They emerged on top of a tall building and watched the chaos unfold as the legion of UwU Lee's spread through the land... [spoiler]yes I'm aware that this is absolutely awful.[/spoiler]

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