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7/17/2019 5:56:22 PM
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Dearest Bungie, thank you for one big thing.

That would be continuing the long tradition of teabag physics. I've been a chronic teabagger since someone first dropped sack on me in Halo 3. It changed my life, ever since in all of your games that I've owned, I've dropped sack many a time on fallen enemies, both living and NPCs. I've only recently gotten Destiny 2, and I must say the bag is quite enjoyable in this game. When you melee a fallen player, the noise is like music to my ears. Not only that, but you've added emotes! The emote-tebagging is glorious, my personal favorite is combining the popcorn emote with the taunt dance. Eating a bowl of ramen on someone? What could be better? The possibilities are endless. Thank you God Emperor Bungie. And it gets better! In gambit, when an invader is taken down, I have a small eternity to myself to drop ship some testicular action on them. It brings a smile to my face when I see their ghost hovering about, unable to stop what is going to happen. And since I know when the ghost is gone, they respawn, I can teabag the perfect amount of time each time. I may have brought the bag to gambit. If so, I'm honored to do so. Bungie has created an amazing game. The only thing that could be better is if the bodies flopped about like in Halo 3. But we should appreciate what we have.

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