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Edited by Speaker: 3/12/2019 5:52:18 PM
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A public statement from the Bank: The Law is currently a lame duck

Two attempted robberies, and not a single arrest... Clearly the law, no longer functions. And without Lee, they are in hopeless shambles... There is no longer Justice, when U1 can walk into a place of business and attempt to use a stone burner to carry out an attack. Luckily our Causal Energy field drained the power source before he could activate it. Our employees have endured harassment by the Brotherhood of Steel as well, clearly envious of our advanced technology. 1st Bank, regardless of the detractors and the [u]liars[/u], soldiers on to provide our members with highest level of service and professionalism. Due to recent incidents we are increasing security, and beginning our investigations into the individuals who have thus far caused affront. Thank you
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  • Sound like a security problem I am a lurker here, which is good because i see everthing. I have decided to act. If you need security from these threats i am willing

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  • Last time I checked, the society of daggers is no more. The law waits for the outlaws to make their move. Then they stick their foot out and trip the criminal.

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    • Why are you making fun of ducks?

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      • Man, some people just do not know how to have fun...

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        • Oh... we have a bank... [spoiler]interesting[/spoiler]

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          • Mr Serpent? I would likr to open a vault for storage of 2 Type-A Nuclear batterbombs and 4 Type-B Holyfire bombs Please [spoiler]I hope a downpayment of 4 crates of high-end Molasses cookies would be enough.[/spoiler]

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            • I'm sorry, but I can't properly do my job if my arm needs be surrendered at the door. However I do apologize for my distrust, though my distrust is not founded entirely my position in the Brotherhood. Aifos is a good friend of mine, and he seemed distrustful of you, and asked if he could perform a simple morality check. Instead of allowing him to do so, and put away his uncertainty, you denied him, which is very suspicious.

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              • Edited by SuperJohnJohn: 3/12/2019 6:39:55 PM
                Stone burners don't work like that. they are mechanical devices, not electronic.

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                • Please provide some modicum of evidence, and I’ll log it. Once the complaint is in the system, we can properly investigate. Otherwise you could be sending us on a wild goose- or [i]duck[/i]- chase. Thank you for your cooperation

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                • It's all here in my plan. No one will have been hurt in the end

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                • Edited by Toa167: 3/12/2019 10:29:26 PM
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                • Play audio advertisements?

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                • Fascinating, a bank statement that is nothing but complaints. What did you expect when the law department that you [i]attacked[/i] goes on a hiatus?

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