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Edited by ABefuddledLion: 12/16/2018 12:48:18 PM
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Io Xur An Apology

Though he’s been like a [u]Giants Scar[/u] to those with bad RNG; he’s in a pretty [i]Sweet Business[/i]. He loads up his [i]Orpheus Rig[/i] with random junk pulled from the [i]Claws of[/i] long dead [i]Ahamkara[/i] and flies halfway across the galaxy to offload that junk for far too high of prices. But that junk fills his once [i]Hallow Heart[/i] with greedfueled [i]Fire[/i]—and it tickles his tentacles. I’m sorry xur [spoiler]THAT YOU’RE STILL A WASTE OF GOOD CODING![/spoiler] Edit: we didn’t hit trending but I’m really proud of these puns. So, if you’re bored, check out my YouTube channel I’m really trying to hit 1000 subs: [url=YouTube.com/AustinJ [/url]

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