aaah..... I got a few "perks" Anti Perks for Jerks ORGBASM - Using the "Hold On Emote" in a PE / EP / HS generates a flood of Orbs as your Ghost say "Aaaaaaah...." Picking up these orbs gives you the Fap Fap emote - once Emote is activated, your character is locked in "emote state" for 60 minutes on the tower. [spoiler]I bet you you read ORBGASM.... and not ORG BASM - if not... Good for you.[/spoiler] REPEAT OFFENDER - Melee an Enemy from Behind to cause the other enemies to flee in Fear (for 5 Seconds, don't want it to get awkward) (the bigger the group of enemies the longer the effect) - these smaller enemies will return with a larger, significantly more powerful enemy. defeat that enemy with melee to unlock 2 blues and no tokens. CLOCKWORK ORANGE - Cutting down Mobs of Enemies with a sword of any kind in the crucible gives you a Luminescent Emote that covers your whole body. you also show up on enemy radars as a big orange dot until the Match ends. (think of Tron.... just... more Popcorn Emote). BITING THE HAND - Killing enemies in Crucible with the Colony, gives you more XP and Glimmer and Returns Power ammo to the Magazine. This Perk also has a 96% chance of that the Colony grenades turn on the wielder. once killed by your own colony, the remainder of the grenades will wait until you respawn and track you relentlessly around the map. once killed by all your own grenades. you generate one brown orb. and lose all your shit. WHAT A PHALLUS - this is Activated on Escalation Protocol and Heroic Strikes - Activating an EP during a PE or Quitting at the Boss on a Heroic locks you into that activity (yes, we can see you pop up your Ghost you Dumb FK). this also locks your account until that activity is completed. this also prevents any other game from being played, or installed as switching on your Console automatically Loads you back to where you left off)

Exotic mods are a must imo. This would be a perfect supportive gameplay loop to make the grind interesting again!