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8/31/2010 6:17:45 PM
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Most disgusting thing to ever happen at your school.

Me, it was in middle school, and all the girls were called down for an assembly. After asking around afterwards, turns out this one girl had her period in the bathroom, so there was a ton of blood on the floor. Then, the girl smeared the blood all over the wall. The thought of it is disgusting. You, flood?
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              • Edited by Pinwheel : 11/29/2014 2:59:31 AM
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                    • Kid I know got caught jacking in a bathroom in middle school. Same dude got suspended for having his dick out in high school. I dunno what his deal was, I know him and he seems pretty normal.

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                    • Tall, skinny kid in my grade. Annoying voice, never showers, has 10/10 BO, and 10/10 dandruff flakes all over his shoulders so bad you could see it if he wears a white shirt. One day in eighth grade, he's sitting next to me in computer class. I hear some noise, and hear heavy breathing. I turn my head slightly to see his eyes closed, smiling, while his hand is in his pocket moving very rapidly. I turn back to my computer. I'm thinking "How does nobody see this?" Eventually I hear his hand/breathing slow down, then I hear him exhale hard. He takes his hand out of his pocket and resumes normal classroom activity. There's also a kid in my grade who has shat himself in class several times since fourth grade. He also is known to pick nose and eat his boogers as well as sticking his finger in his ear and eating ear wax(?). He sat next to me in one class in sixth grade, and would always tell me about some p*rn he watched the night before. There's another kid who has eczema and would pick some of it off of his arms and eat it..

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                      • Edited by nextlevelsalty: 3/6/2015 12:06:17 AM
                        Back in year 9 (when dinosaurs ruled the earth) I went to the bathroom during study break and walked in on another kid in my year having sex with a Stromboli. There was Napoli sauce on his top lip.

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                        In 7th grade there was a kid who jerked of using the squid skin he cut of from the disection specimen in science class. He got expelled but I'll never forget that creepy dude.

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                        • One time my friend said something really funny and I farted so loud it sounded like a grenade it vibrated my chair and instead of anyone going eww we all just laughed at how loud it was xD

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                          • 2 grade i was brownish so they put me in a black bus some guy unzipped his pantsed showed his kiwis

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                            • Walked in after class to collect some books I'd forgotten to see my principle fingering our social-studies teacher *shudders* *_* scarred for life

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                              • Edited by Zeta Reticulan: 2/28/2015 6:44:40 PM
                                I was in middle school (grade 7) we were having a swimming lesson and the girl has her period in the pool so yeah you know what happens next.

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                                • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revenge101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masontheslayer9 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Revenge101 This happened at a football game at my school. Some one took a 3 foot long dump that stuck to the bottom of the toilet and stuck straight up out of the water. Some one put a sign on the stall that said "8th Wonder of the World!".[/quote] Win. I lol'd.[/quote] I nearly died of laughter and smell.[/quote] I'm reading backwards through the whole thread and THAT IS THE BEST ONE SO FAR.

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                                • This isn't disgusting at all but one year I had to pee in a cup like 4 or 5 different times for a drug test all in the same year.

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