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8/31/2010 6:17:45 PM
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Most disgusting thing to ever happen at your school.

Me, it was in middle school, and all the girls were called down for an assembly. After asking around afterwards, turns out this one girl had her period in the bathroom, so there was a ton of blood on the floor. Then, the girl smeared the blood all over the wall. The thought of it is disgusting. You, flood?
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  • I saw a man get down with his own ass.

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  • I was homeschooled.

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    • For senior prank someone shitted on the diving board the front steps and the football field

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    • School is pretty mellow on the disgusting factor, the worst was the smell of dead shark in the anatomy room. However, the retard factor is off the charts for the regular kids (not in honors classes). [spoiler]also OP named him/herself comrade napolean anyone else read the book [i]Animal Farm[/i][/spoiler]

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      • When I wrestled in my senior year we went to the locker room after practice one day and one of the sophomores on the team found a plastic bag of cum surrounding his combination lock. It turns out one of the football players did this as they had access to the locker room during out practice. This kid opened every football guys locker and threw all of their shit in the shower, dumped all their protein down the drain and turned on the showers to soak all of their stuff. He then pissed all over it to make it look like it was all piss, since none of us wanted to join in. The next day, both teams got in HUGE trouble lol. We were all told that the showers weren't allowed to be used and we had to do a wrestling practice alongside the football team where we had to wrestle full go for 45min with no break. The football players didn't fare so well, but then again, no one did.

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      • I caught the janitor jacking it in the middle urinal I told the principle and he got fired

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      • I had a teacher in seventh grade who was a legitimate pedophile - he'd knock down pencils so he could look down shirts of girls, watch their ass as they walked by. Anyway, he had a hard-on in class one day (which wasn't uncommon) and usually after a while it'd subside. Except that this one day, we're taking a test. And he gets a hard-on before, and he goes back to his desk. I go up to ask a question and there's a slightly wet spot on his crotch area. Long story short, he was fired months later after molesting a girl.

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      • Someone took a shit in their pants, (this was in 2nd or 3rd grade) at this game called "FourSquare" and after he took his poop and put it in his hands and walked to the office or bathroom. (That kid was a bully, so no one liked him. People thought it was funny) XD

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          In 8th grade our Journalism teacher was out, and we had a substitute. He was around his mid 60s or so, and had a pedostache. This guy went on a rant for the whole class period about sexual things, here's some examples 1. "My wife is so hot. I love her because she's got jugs!" 2. "Any of you guys ever got a bj? If you get the chance you need to. Nothing better!" 3. "Yeah, I had a threesome with two hot girls back in college. They had some nice boobs." We didn't ask him about this, he just started telling stories, and straight up lying, claiming he owned 2 Ferraris and a Lamborghini. As if that's not enough, he was sexually harassing some of the girls, saying things like "what are you doing over there? Sounds like you're giving a bj!" One of the girls eventually got fed up with his shit, and got the coach who was down the hall. He was escorted out and told to never return, or he will be arrested. I don't know how they didn't look at his record, because I am almost positive he is a sex offender.

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        • Sharted, but got through day without anyone knowing

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          • Someone took a dump on my Biology teacher's desk in high school. Apparently, they broke into the classroom at night and did it.

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          • Found a used condom in the boys locker room, someone popped a girls cherry is you know what I mean

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            • Some dude farted and ppl make fun of him so he got up and said, "you people don't fart" and proceeded to squeeze out another and apparently he shat.. on himself. Flood life.

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            • In first grade I said jokingly that I pissed myself, trying to be funny. Some kid never learned the meaning of sarcasm and proceeded to fondue me. He then got suspended and I was made fun of for a considerable amount of time. Not particularly gross but fitting.

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            • Had a girl in my class who peed in one of those candy spray bottles and sprayed it into a bunch of people's mouths, including a few teachers.

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            • NECEO BUMP! RISE!

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            • We were in the football locker room by the showers and a kid stepped out and got towel whipped and his balls busted open.

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              • Holy shit this thread is old as -blam!-!

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                • Posted this in another thread and people seem to think its not real. It is real, this kid had something seriously wrong with him, i think his parents split up that day or so i heard, or mayby he just needed the toilet real bad and when he realised he didnt make it he freaked. During an History lesson this retarded kid at the front suddenly started screaming, he got up and pulled down his pants then ran out the door (still screaming). We went to the door to see where he was going and it was a long corridor so we could see him for a while, turned out he had explosive diarrhoea and was -blam-ing all over the floor while he was running along. A teacher grabbed him and he started screaming louder, he bit the teacher and got free, he then took of his pants completely and started pissing himself while having explosive diarrhoea coming out of the back occasionally. He ran to the toilets and pissed on some year 7 that was by the urinal (so i was told). (By the way the rest of this is filled in by people unlucky enough to have been wandering the corridors) He smeared you know what all over the walls of the toilet then ran out and started to jack off while still running full speed through the corridors, he jizzed on an art display put up for parents evening that night then ran off and ran into a classroom, pushed some kid off his chair then sat in the chair (still half naked) and just sat there as if nothing was wrong. The whole class basically ran for it and the teacher called the police. Unsuprisingly we never heard from him again.

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                  • Some kid brought this bottle of this crazy hot sauce, which resulted in a lot of people having explosive shits everywhere, yet every one just used the bathrooms except for this one kid, who ended up puking on the floor, then tried to run home, but passed out in the field and shit himself

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