Me, it was in middle school, and all the girls were called down for an assembly. After asking around afterwards, turns out this one girl had her period in the bathroom, so there was a ton of blood on the floor. Then, the girl smeared the blood all over the wall. The thought of it is disgusting.
You, flood?
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I saw a dude get his ass kicked in the bathroom, he was taking a piss and I was on lookout. My friend grabbed him while the dude still had his dick out and forced him to stand with his dick in the opening of the stall door. Another guy slammed the door on his dick. Guy collapsed and we took off. Dude went to the hospital and never ratted again.
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In high school we had a special ed kid who loved pocket change? So d!ck$ would lure him to one end of a long hallway and roll change making him chase the monies. They would also super glue change to the floor and desks, he dug at them till he's fingers bled. D!ck$.
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Someone put a condom on the coldest/best drinking fountain :/
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I have a few different ones 1. In my sophomore year in high school a special kid took a shit on one of the main staircases. 2. When I was in 4th grade a different special kid took a shit in the bathroom, wiped his ass with his hand, and used the shit as ink to write "cow" on the wall. 3. In 5th grade the guy that sat behind me puked but swallowed it then just moments later did it again but it went all over the desk this time, we spent the rest of the class in the computer lab which didn't make that much sense now that I think about it.
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This kid threatened to suck the poop out of me and tried to show me porn. I just reported him.
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In my art class there is this group of kids, two girls and a guy, who talk about really sketchy shenanigans or do sketchy things at least every other day. One day they were gossiping as usual, and all of a sudden, they simultaneously pulled out their phones and were like OMG. Apparently one of their friends was taking nudes of herself in the bathroom and spreading it over Snapchat. What. The. Fudge.
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There was this kid on the bus who watched porn on the way to school... it wasnt normal porn he was watching pony porn, horse porn, dinosaur porn and he would say weird shit and had a bonor. He would also slap random boys ass and he trys to sit on your lap. he sat on mine, I kicked the shit out him. I was not happy that day lol
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Big black chick in a dress bent over in front of me and had a thong on, I spent rest of class praying for God to have mercy on my soul
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Girl was fingering herself with a test tube in biology while the teacher was outside the room, although the teacher came into the room really abruptly and startled her so she closed her legs quickly and tightly so the test tube smashed inside her erm "Trench". There were screams.
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Grif. That's all I have to say.
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Edited by Oversoul: 1/22/2015 5:59:45 AMA girl next to my seat said something about me and what she wanna do with me She saids she wants to get banged by me,suck my dick all of sex scene worst part is Im next to my crush I declined Lololol She's black and i never liked black girls for some reason they dont attract me, i just like hanging with them thats all. [spoiler]oh god[/spoiler] l
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The smell in the bathroom. And, I once saw a big log of shit on the toilet, not IN the toilet.
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At Ski club last year, one of the bathrooms at the lodge had Pro-Life slogans written ALL inside it. There was blood in not just one, BUT TWO stalls. (I'm in Massachusetts btw) Our supervisor called the local police and we had to leave 3 hours early :( [b]Reminder this was a boys bathroom[/b]
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Had sex Ed class and u had to pair up with a girl and demonstrate sex in front of the class but one of the groups the boy and the girl liked each other an they started making out and then they stripped naked an actually had sex it was a weird sight. They both got expelled
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I died
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Damnit. You've been here longer than me. That makes me the imposter. Shit. Gotta change my pic.
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Hmm, two events come to mind. Middle School: All the guys (expect for me) we're calling the girls 2 cent hoes and got taken to a school therapy session. And I was just like Lulz. High School: Kids vandalised the bathrooms by throwing shit at the ceiling and cuming on the walls. Also, can't forget the girl giving blow jobs in the elevator and the Dean opening the doors on her.
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There's this 500 pound kid in our school. He only showers once a week. So fir 1 day of the week people hang out with him. the rest of the time NOBODY talks to him. One day he was sitting at the table and smelled particularly bad....I could smell him from another table 10 feet away. Suddenly we heard a large crash. His chair had broken under him and his pants tore open...in the back....and at least two cups of liquid poop spilled all over the floor. Covered in -blam!- and with his pants torn from his buttocks to his left ankle. He would NOT go down to the office. I mean, how do you FORCE a 500 pound kid to do something? He ate the rest of his lunch and went back downstairs to call for a change of clothes.
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I have two... One in fifth grade, two bees flew onto my desk and started -blam!-ing Two, a kid stabbed another with a pencil over being hit by a basketball
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In 3rd grade, these two kids said there was poop under a bathroom stall. My teacher looked under and saw a shit smear on the floor.
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Edited by Comrade Napoleon: 7/23/2014 9:47:28 PMWho the -blam!- bumped this ancient thread? Holy shit I posted this almost four years ago what the -blam!-
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Reading this thread has been the worst experience of my entire life.
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I saw a man get down with his own ass.