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8/24/2010 5:06:50 PM
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The heretics will lose. The great journey will begin, WORT WORT WORT!!

Bungie, our most exalted prophets have been deemed correct. The heretics are losing, the traitors are now returning, back within our grasp, and have discovered, the great journey is not a lie. The traitors bring back the often heard message, " trust me mw2 isnt all that great anymore....its gona go all -blam!- cuz theres a thing with RPDs and no scoping....". Heh... we shall soon, retrieve the index, fire the ring, and see the heretics crumble! As we launch our newest weapon... The most exalted oracle. Halo: Reach. Once we release Reach, we will sit upon our pitiful enemies, and watch them suffer as we enter the great journey and condemn them all, to their doomed existence! Soon, we shall sit as kings upon the world, watch as all the heretics perish playing their wretched game. The entire universe will follow in our footsteps, once we activate the index, and those who do not, will be doomed for all eternity to grasp and stumble in our wake to the highest point of our power. [url=http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/forever]forever.[/url] They may produce sly technologies in a feeble attempt to destroy us, to keep the great journey from us, such as Modern Warfare: 2, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Red Dead Redeemption, Mario Galaxy: 2. These puny efforts! We have NEVER known defeat, and shall never face it, only ONCE has any heretic dared, and SUCCEED! It shall be no longer... Aha! I have just been informed by one of our unggoy, [url=http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/major-game-sequels-unveiled-due-this-year/1399208]here[/url]. Little do the fools know what we have in stock for them! [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 1~1 Well, my brothers! The prophets have released the information of the day our enemies will burn at our very hands! This fateful day, on September 14th, the great journey will start! [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 2~1 Our most legendary prophets have announced a new and exiting vehicle that will lead us to the dominance of this campaign, their words "Think about a vehicle that runs on lightning..." [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 3~1 This week, our Prophets will make a presentation at the E3 center, they will shiver in our wake as we present them the weapon we are launching in September! The heretics also have a few tricks up their sleeves, I suppose but NOTHING can match our greatness and elegance in Reach. We will laugh as they present their piece of *elite swearing* to us, even though the heretics are winning so far.... by so little. Wait until September, comrades. [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 4~1 Huzzah! Our presentation at E3 was devastating, our prophets will have a deceive victory. My brothers, do you not see? We have won... there is no competition, nothing can beat us now, any weapon the heretics will throw in our wake is relative to a pebble, it is suicide. Now, remember our traitors, who have dropped the 360 for the PS3 or our Prophets for the Heretics? Remember the treacherous heretics!? Soon, do not worry. You will soon laugh in their faces when they wither in in pain... [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 1~2 *Having technical issues with my internet connection to Prophetbox live. Why must the engineers and grunt workers have to build my house so big? So many internet ports, so many cables in the routers!!!! WHICH ONE GOES WHERE???? WHAT'S WITH THE 1GB INTERNET SPEED BUT TAKES 22.3 SECONDS TO LOAD A PICTURE???* *Elite screaming in anguish* *Ahem* HERETICS... They might not know it, they might not think of it, but their world is to come to an end very, very soon. They might have a slight victory... the fools have killed the Prophet of Halo 3. A minor, and indecisive victory. Have the fools forgotten, we cannot be stopped???!! But I wonder, prophets, what will come, AFTER the great journey? The heretics will be reduced to laughable numbers in a single instant, their leaders will be destroyed, but what, is after this all? Yapyap: "Grunt birthday party?" [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 2~2 I apologize for this late update. I had to burn through a few trolls on my infected ship "The compromise of the laser in reaction to it's skepticism." before this update. Well, I have recived urgent news, in an outdated, isolated and neglected heretic community, they dare speak of us... our prophets, Microsoft, and even our allys! It is unacceptable! We must send our regards to this heretical community! *Ships jump out of slipspace* *Shipmaster, noob ships. We outnumber them a billion to 1!* *Then... it is not an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides... This community dares to even speak about the Arbiter, Microsoft. You may attack at will. Their coordinates are [url=http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/2010/06/15/kinect-smoke-and-mirrors/]here[/url], pretend you are one of them and make an account, then cause havok and destruction from within! [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 3~2 Thanks, to our superiors at Gold versus Purple, they have given us our battleground back. That is all, for this short update. [Addition] How, can they stand their ignorance? I cannot believe it, they, the fools do not even have the most vague idea how, a hologram armor ability really works! The fools... Have they forgotten, one of our most holy relics... the search bar? I cannot understand how hard it is to type in "hologram" and find the correct source from the threads compilation! [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 4~2 I once had a close friend. Only after killing thousands of heretics in our genocidal campaign and burned through millions of trolls alike, he... after the heretics launched a puny weapon of no significance, of no use... he has become a heretic... [b]the fool, would rather be a low ranking heretic! Than be the highest of your organized community![/b] I cannot believe so... he has... after cycles upon cycles of burning trolls and heretics alike, has gone with the so called MW2 because his community... his [b]puny and insignificant community seems to play MW2 the most!!!![/b]. He has never held command of one of our cruisers... but now... he commands a heretic PS3. Unbelievable. *Cry* *Sniff* Once, the great journey in a few months... is initiated... he shall be no longer. Every day shall he come begging to remove his heretical status and I shall deny, and "laugh in alien tongues at his effort to survive...". Regret... Regret... Regret... Catchy. Any idea what it means? Dear Bungie. We regret being heretic b*stards, we regret coming to Sanghelios, and we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! [u]Ooh-rah![/u] [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 1~3 Aha! The end of this war draws near, more options are revealed! The heretics may dance upon the prophet of halo 3's grave, but they will be punished even further for this treacherous cunning. We take no prisoners, and we spare no enemy. The humans are with us, to defeat the heretics with us, finally they have joined our ranks, seeing our power. [UPDATE]: : : Cycle 2~3 Brothers... we all know, after cycles upon cycles... the truth will be revealed. The most exhaled oracle will fall... to the dirty hands of the heretics. But, we do not go, without a bang. When the rings fire, the heretics will be pushed to the dirty abyss from where they came from, and in our hopes, not to rise again. Forge 2.0. It has been revealed!!! Our sacred shrine, our glory of production!!!! Your destruction is the will of the gods... and we,[u][b]are[/u][/b] their instrument! (New feature) *Distress beacon* This beacon will allow for better communication and assist to our fight for the great journey. They will be linked. Squadron leaders, it is up to you to win our fight. Enter the fight outside of our carrier, to keep the heretics at bay, to prevent the additional destruction of the rings! [Edited on 11.06.2010 7:52 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cowgoesmoo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lets Get Orange I had never seen a bigger wall of text in my life [/quote] SILENCE.[/quote] Your eyes are un accustomed to glory of this scale. May the prophets bestow the gift of sight apon you so you may see the path. I can only show the path to those, who are willing to see it.

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  • Yaaay! Thanks for bringing this thread back...err, I mean: [b] Yeah, Heretics suck dude! [/b]

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  • And THIS is why I hunt alone while listening to Lone Wolf and the Farthest Outpost. Silly Labour Union. [Edited on 08.28.2010 11:33 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godzil1a The Elites gave up their quest for "The Great Journey" Bunch of quitters...[/quote] heretic on the fourm, kill him

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  • for the Prophets, WORT WORT WORT

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zoomzoom97 for the Prophets, WORT WORT WORT[/quote] I bet you think you're [i]really[/i] funny.

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  • We shall destroy all that apose us. The Heriticts do not know who they are deeling with. LONG LIVE BUNGIE!!!

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  • I feel like a combination of Elite and Spartan. MAY THE SPARTAN ELITE LIVE!!!!

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  • There will be no competition to stand up to Reach.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Benstep [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zoomzoom97 for the Prophets, WORT WORT WORT[/quote] I bet you think you're [i]really[/i] funny.[/quote] He's just roleplaying, calm down.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darktitan98 Even though i like spartans better... "your noob planet will burn until its nothing but dust!"[/quote] You made me laugh.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloNinja82 My best freind recently joined the heritics. He commands a PS3. I've none him all my life. What do I do?[/quote] Forget him.

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  • The heretics will burn and they will see what the true gods have given us. So the journey will be complete and we will become gods as the forerunners did do long ago. Stand up heretic so that I may kill you, again and again. If only were it so easy. [Edited on 08.28.2010 7:53 PM PDT]

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  • Hum did you elites knew that you where utilizing UNSC material all this time and your sacred ring is our ancestor tech so your great journey is just a lie made by a crew of old fools that just want to abuse of your services and you are all traitors and also joined us.(Join UNSC get fire and cookies)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowkan1 Hum did you elites knew that you where utilizing UNSC material all this time and your sacred ring is our ancestor tech so your great journey is just a lie made by a crew of old fools that just want to abuse of your services and you are all traitors and also joined us.(Join UNSC get fire and cookies) [/quote] HERETIC. You must BURN until your corpse is nothing but a gas, then we will feed your gassy remnants to the grunts as methane!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cowgoesmoo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowkan1 Hum did you elites knew that you where utilizing UNSC material all this time and your sacred ring is our ancestor tech so your great journey is just a lie made by a crew of old fools that just want to abuse of your services and you are all traitors and also joined us.(Join UNSC get fire and cookies) [/quote] HERETIC. You must BURN until your corpse is nothing but a gas, then we will feed your gassy remnants to the grunts as methane![/quote] Well said excellency,you give us hope and all who try to stop our conquest shall be transformed into boiling glass

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  • Even with the heretics final attempt at a final weapon, that they so piteously call 'Black Ops', they shall obliterated! FOR THE GREAT JOURNEY! Long live Halo and Bungie!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJCaboose5678 Even with the heretics final attempt at a final weapon, that they so piteously call 'Black Ops', they shall obliterated! FOR THE GREAT JOURNEY! Long live Halo and Bungie![/quote] Long live Halo and Bungie! What shall we do of this Wii. It isnt even a threat.

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  • Oh, for Christ's sake.

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  • its kinda funny that the Elites got all zealous over a load of crap that some crazy wannabe prophets made up [Edited on 08.29.2010 2:38 PM PDT]

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  • This...is the most fanboyish topic I have seen on this forum. At least in the Black Ops threads, there isn't people role-playing as Ghost or something and pretending to "conquer Reach" or something along that. Seriously, stop with the hating on other games. That's just slanderous and immature.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Benjamin Bomb This...is the most fanboyish topic I have seen on this forum. At least in the Black Ops threads, there isn't people role-playing as Ghost or something and pretending to "conquer Reach" or something along that. Seriously, stop with the hating on other games. That's just slanderous and immature.[/quote] i find this fun to look at. and i think there just having fun

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  • "All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day."

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  • ALL HAIL SANGHELIOS! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

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  • Sanghelios can suck my human horn!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] matman25402 ALL HAIL SANGHELIOS! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE![/quote] Down with fanboys! Down with their stupid spam!

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