2010: Bungie announces partnership with Activison. Rumors float around that this could mean multi-platfrom games produced by Bungie. We hold our breaths.
2011: After the release of Reach, new Halo fans flock to the Bungie forums. Some get through to the Flood. More Halo fanboys arise. War breaks loose.
2012: Bungie announces their new IP. This new IP will launch on all platforms. This brings new fanbases from all consoles alike to the site to discuss Bungie's new IP.
Early 2013: Fanboys on all forums launch their collective threads, pouncing on every other console other than their preferred platform.
2014: War breaks out amongst the Flood. Every user takes a side. Trolls seek opportunity as the Mods are busy containing the fuss. Random nimps, rickrolls, and Justin Bieber links rise across the board. Hell is upon us.
Late 2014: The Flood is nothing less than a empty wasteland. War has ended, and very few remain.
2015: Those smart ones who never took sides in the fanboy war rise amongst the aftermath. They seek no reason to stay as nearly everyone else has left the site. They flock to other gaming communites.
2017: Bungie, unaware until now of the war, cans their new IP. They have no fanbase and no one to make a game for. All members of Bungie have now joined various other game producing companies.
And, thus, Bungie and their community is no more. Remember these days as they are golden.
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To arms citizens! To arms!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke To war ...for bungie...the 360...and to victory! (Battlecry)[/quote] *tries to get off sofa* [i]"nngghhnn"[/i] best of luck[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o]Here use your mighty steed![/url] Or a ray gun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke To war ...for bungie...the 360...and to victory! (Battlecry)[/quote] *tries to get off sofa* [i]"nngghhnn"[/i] best of luck
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To war ...for bungie...the 360...and to victory! (Battlecry)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK OP is probably right. Wonder if I'll be able to tollerate even more trollasaurus sightings. Its just too much. Reach + Multi-platform. Cor Blimey. I'll run out of insults.[/quote] You've got me, hunny bun.
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HELLO FLOOD! IM BACK! >:D but on Topic, how are you aware of this? Wow-zers, i made this topic a Hot Topic. [Edited on 07.28.2010 5:22 PM PDT]
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That would be terrible.
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The Flood truly is the undoing of all things in this universe
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OMG. Must not buy stock in Bungie
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We'll see how this plays out soon enough.
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Yep, these are te last golden years of Bungie.net. Ill always remember them, lets hope Bungie makes a good game besides Halo.
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OP is probably right. Wonder if I'll be able to tollerate even more trollasaurus sightings. Its just too much. Reach + Multi-platform. Cor Blimey. I'll run out of insults.
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Also the PC users seem pretty ok when the Xbox crowd came in. Anyway, the only platforms we will face the most trouble from are the PS3 users. Why, XBOX V PS3 will alight like never before. PC users will be drawn like fire to PC V Consoles threads. *Eventually we shall outnumber the console plebians!* (Evil laugh) Ans the Wii owners will just note how fun games are. Stereotypes away. However that is roughly how I see things planning out. An Increase in PS3 V Xbox threads.
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That's a depressing (but certainly plausible) thought...
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Two things. One, you forgot the part where the Reach community, fanboys and otherwise, become bitterly divided on the old issue of "Spartans Versus Elites", revived by the changes in the coming game. Due to the Reach fanboys lack of ability to present a united front, they will be driven underground by console warfare. Two, I'm saving this thread, and waiting.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan_Natraps I'm gonna put Minerva, Cortana5, and Chris Lyonz in a bottle. This way, we can still be Flood deep down in our bunkers when the noobs come.[/quote]Don't forget Big Black Bear and Deltahalo UK.
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I'm gonna put Minerva, Cortana5, and Chris Lyonz, + Big Black Bear and Deltahalo UK in a bottle. This way, we can still be Flood deep down in our bunkers when the noobs come. [Edited on 07.28.2010 5:05 PM PDT]
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One note, slightly on topic. Is it me or is the flood reposting the same old threads again and again more often now? I mean, it happens all the time. Just recently, there seems to be less original threads and more News and rant threads.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus I'd rather not think of the crap we're going to have to clean up once Bungie goes multiplatform.[/quote] Sucks to be you guys.
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Oh God, the nimps...[i]*shivers*[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aj6627 Topic has been bookmarked. I'll check back in 5 years...[/quote] We shall see.
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Wouldn't the whole war be avoided by not clicking any links?
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sweet im a heroic member! [Edited on 07.28.2010 4:57 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnholyFurball382 I well go to war for the 360![/quote] oh noez! it has already started D:
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Awesome.