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Edited by Man at Arms: 7/31/2017 8:16:28 PM
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PEREGRINE GREAVES! THE MOVIE (MOTW CONSIDERATION)

Approved for MOTM consideration some how. Please vote if you feel this video is worthy. Thanks again. https://www.bungie.net/en/Community/Detail?itemId=229498123 I want to first say thank you to all of you once again for all of the support you have given me in the recent days with my content. The response is more than I could have imagined. Let me say that the request for me to make a Peregrine Greaves video based on the b.net post was amazing. More than 100+. I am crediting Always Feral as the original OP here and on the actual video. Link below. Anyway, I hope that you enjoy my interpretation of the post, and get a laugh out of it. I will being doing something a little different in the next video. I think the Tower needs a proper farewell before we move onto Destiny 2. Again, thank you all of you here on the Bungie forums for convincing me to make videos in the first place. If there is anything you would like to see me create please feel free to let me know in the comments or DM me; and if you like the video then please like the video on my channel. I can't do this with out your feedback. As always I am including the full script below. Which in this case happens to be a re-post of forum content. Enjoy. Cheers OP What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATEDAS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINEGREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!! Edit: I have the Twitter now. If you would like to follow me I will leave the link below. Thank you all again. My Twitter: https://twitter.com/Man_at_Arms2112 Edit 2: Blue Seven was nice enough to find the original OP. His name is Always Feral. Link: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/144440015?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1 Edit 3: My first D2 video idea is coming from one of the comments from this post. This is why I love you guys. Thank you all again for the feed back and support.

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