Why would they eat crow? Dirt, rocks, earth, gravel, lead, shit, Democrat lies...so many better options [spoiler]the last one is a joke please don't get on my ass[/spoiler]

So instead of "Become Legend", this time around it's "Become Obese"?

"When you're kicking bad guys or dancing at the farm, Gerbert baby food has got your back"

-blam!-ing Pop Tarts of all things. I mean, how much more on the nose can you get about this game being marketed for kids?

"But Deej what is this place, what is it you do here?" Destiny the t-shirt Destiny the coloring book Destiny the lunch box Destiny the Pop-Tarts Destiny the Energy Drink Destiny the Flamethrower Destiny the Deej Doll, adorable

Spread it.... Off topic but... Destiny 1 maps confirmed?? Or redskins I want a much dreary more scary ominous tone even melancholy vive to D2 like for real.. Honestly like it's a game where people dye every second. We need some touch heartwarming tone to the game not all bs action that has not even a base for it being enjoyable if you don't put its counterpart of solemn sadness in a world so torn by destruction and a beautiful past that may never be again. I want missions where I feel emotionally connected to the game with orchestra filling my bones full of nostalgia but not for desiring old maps but what the world in it was. Then filled with the wrath a real guardian would have to want to actually push themselves to be motivated to save the world from destruction.... Allllll lol Ll the trailers have been pushing adventures and fun how about humanity... People aren't always in action or happy we all feel sad now and then. These trailers pushing the games action and fun forget how if it's all fun then non is fun you must balance it with the actual reality that.. Destiny's world is painful its sad and it can be human... And we can actually connect but the developers ha e shoved fun so far up their asses they forget how sadness feels maybe it's their millions or their greed that lends them to not see that living life is sad and so is in destiny. I'm not saying make it all boring sad I'm saying balance is what will make the game come alive and not just have a forgetful history such as of vanilla. Make destiny great. Not again just Idk kill cade off -blam!- it kill of the speaker.. Just make it right and make it have a reasons let those who invested over 2000 plus and I know it's plus hours actually come to a point where they drop the control and feel actual sadness.. Sadly bungie aren't great story tellers or will they be Idk d2 isn't out I just hope they aren't just plain old everyday sensationalists because that's not art that's just shit on a stick. Fun until you realize it's actually shit. Give destiny life...

Wait. Am I the only guy here in his late twenties that still eats pop tarts on the way to work? My car always has two to three foil wrappers littered on the floor. And I was very excited about the rockstar promotion. Best energy drink on the market

That got me to laugh. Whenever I see a Add for a promotion like this, usually the two products go together. Who eats a poptart and goes "I'm going to wash this down with a rockstar."?

Its making sense. Fidget spinner for while the pop tart is going nuclear in the toaster, rock star to cool down your blistered mouth while you bounce around making the best use of that 15 minutes xp bonus, before the paramedics arrive.

It's like activision knows what I live on.

Now if we can only get Taco Bell into the mix, Bungie will have hit the marketing trifecta.

Just remember, it was Halo 3 that started "Mountain Dew Game Fuel". They're just continuing their trend of promoting super un-healthy bullshit to the edgy hardcore gamers.

Ah Bill Hicks is the one that sang [url=https://youtu.be/qkUVToIfrKg ]Brotherman Bill[/url] right? Great dude.

Feel like the world is changing and you have no control? Time to change your Destiny. now we are proud to have..... Destiny 2 Parachutes- arriving during the fall. Dertiny 2 Free Eharmony month - pick your player 2. Destiny 2 Condoms - Character creator Coming soon Destiny 2 North Korea vacation sweepstakes - its a Betacation! Destiny 2 "cyanide 6"- an adorable lead base floss Destiny 2 toilet paper- it sales itself

Some one messaged me yesterday that I was 'the biggest f*ggot on the forums' because of a reply I made to this post. I appreciate him reminding me why I continue to do what I do. Thank you.

Don't forget scented candles now too!

And yet your 13 year old emoji using ass gonna be one of the first kids to be asking their parents to go buy all 3 classes on the boxes of Poptarts and like 4-5 Rockstars.

Gives me a reason to eat poptarts again for a little I guess. But seriously you can always buy the pop tarts/rockstar and give or sell them away at school or work for a small profit even. Some call it a snack bar.

I don't mind cross marketing when two things I enjoy come together. Rockstar tastes bad. Poptarts are dismissible. Now what I'd infer from these products being used to market Destiny 2 is that Bungie & Activision are trying to cast the widest net possible with this game, Rockstar falls in line for young adults and up, while Poptarts is for the children and anyone immature enough to still regularly consume those toaster pastries.