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6/19/2010 3:51:35 AM
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Have you ever injured yourself fapping?
A long time ago this happened to me. It was the 3rd time that night, and the next morning it was peeling and tender.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPARTANofSPEED [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 [quote] Or something that only >10% can do, I mean, if your flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, then you should be proud. [/quote] As I said before though; it only seems like a good idea. Just think it through for a minute. You put your lips on a warm hotdog that tastes like dude and it slowly gives off a salty liquid. And when you finish, you're rewarded with an eggy, salty, and milky mass of nasty getting shot out at you that leaves a lingering taste of shame.[/quote] That's quite a lot of detail. Care to fill us in on how you know that?[/quote] rofl indeed
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I did 2 in a row, with like a minute of rest in between. It hurt to pee for a long time after that.
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Advice, don't do it in the shower with REALLY hot water.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aerokinesis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VaultDweller178 <.< >.> ...Yes[/quote][/quote]
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Once I was go so fast that I slipped and punched myself in the face. Totally added to the mood.
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I remember my first time. I choked the chicken too hard and the back of my pee pee ripped, and by the time morning came the bedsheet was soaked in blood because I was too afraid to wake my parents up. *cringes*
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Boom headshot, that's all im saying
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 [quote] Or something that only >10% can do, I mean, if your flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, then you should be proud. [/quote] As I said before though; it only seems like a good idea. Just think it through for a minute. You put your lips on a warm hotdog that tastes like dude and it slowly gives off a salty liquid. And when you finish, you're rewarded with an eggy, salty, and milky mass of nasty getting shot out at you that leaves a lingering taste of shame.[/quote] That's quite a lot of detail. Care to fill us in on how you know that?
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This Thread....Is.....So Messed Up
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It fell off the next day and the dinosaurs died off.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Der Meister [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Der Meister [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Not exactley a fapping story, but heres something. There were 2 girls at my house, and we uh aving fun. So I tucked my dong into the waistband of my pants so it wouldn't poke out. But then they said they wanted to see my abbs, so they lifted my shirt up. And there was junior, a good 6 inches above my waistline. Nothing was injured excpet for my pride.[/quote] What happened next?[/quote] Girls squealing EEWWWW and such. But within 2 hours I made out with both of them. So its all good :)[/quote] Should have asked if they wanted a closer look that would be a great story to tell XD[/quote] If I knew, I woulda said it lol. I'm that guy who says whatever he wants to girls and they don't care lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Der Meister [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Not exactley a fapping story, but heres something. There were 2 girls at my house, and we uh aving fun. So I tucked my dong into the waistband of my pants so it wouldn't poke out. But then they said they wanted to see my abbs, so they lifted my shirt up. And there was junior, a good 6 inches above my waistline. Nothing was injured excpet for my pride.[/quote] What happened next?[/quote] Girls squealing EEWWWW and such. But within 2 hours I made out with both of them. So its all good :)[/quote] Should have asked if they wanted a closer look that would be a great story to tell XD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Der Meister [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Not exactley a fapping story, but heres something. There were 2 girls at my house, and we uh aving fun. So I tucked my dong into the waistband of my pants so it wouldn't poke out. But then they said they wanted to see my abbs, so they lifted my shirt up. And there was junior, a good 6 inches above my waistline. Nothing was injured excpet for my pride.[/quote] What happened next?[/quote] Girls squealing EEWWWW and such. But within 2 hours I made out with both of them. So its all good :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Not exactley a fapping story, but heres something. There were 2 girls at my house, and we uh aving fun. So I tucked my dong into the waistband of my pants so it wouldn't poke out. But then they said they wanted to see my abbs, so they lifted my shirt up. And there was junior, a good 6 inches above my waistline. Nothing was injured excpet for my pride.[/quote] What happened next?
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Not exactley a fapping story, but heres something. There were 2 girls at my house, and we uh aving fun. So I tucked my dong into the waistband of my pants so it wouldn't poke out. But then they said they wanted to see my abbs, so they lifted my shirt up. And there was junior, a good 6 inches above my waistline. Nothing was injured excpet for my pride.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellbound107 Guys fap. Girls squish. A girl in my school got off with hotdogs. One day, one went in... and didn't come out. She had to ask her father for help but they eventually had to go to the hospital.[/quote] what the -blam!- rofl
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Sexy Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The NCAA Shampoo is fine when you use it in the shower.[/quote] I just wanna slap your dick off.[/quote] I've never had any problems with it in the shower. Outside with shampoo? -blam!- no, horrible stuff.
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No soap, shampoo, any of that crap. Or freakin tap water. That crap is horrible.
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No but one of my best mates chafed his dick trying to use soap as a lube.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The NCAA Shampoo is fine when you use it in the shower.[/quote] I just wanna slap your dick off.
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Shampoo is fine when you use it in the shower.
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this thread is full of Win and full of WTF, if i got any a girl at my school sold drugs while having them up her Vaj.
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I dont have too many more on topic. Lets see what I can remember. I got a friend caught fappin in the bathroom in high school. A girl lost her ring inside herself. Two guys during a pep rally fap'd into a cup and shared it like a soda. And some random white trash girl jerked three black guys in the girls locker room. OH! And one of my friends from work was caught jerkin in the bathroom. The manger critisized him for wasting time so he called her a (female dog) and she fired him.
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@hellhound107 Dude your stories are worse than the ones i've told. Got any more?
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While I get to drop my stories on people, I got a few more. Alright first one is sortof on topic. Im sure if you use your imagination you can figure out why. Back in 7th(I think) two fat chicks sat infront of me. They were nasty and creeped me out. One day they were talking about their last weekend and sex came up. Appearently they were having sex in the same room. I can't confirm it, nor would I want to. But one girl mentioned how the other girls boyfriend put his -blam!- in and CORN came out. Corn. As in corn on the cob. Only not on the cob. A bunch of corn kernels came out of her and fell on the floor. Her boyfriend went "WTF?" But kept going anyway. Hold up, got another one. A friend from my old neighborhood confessed this. Sortof on topic, but not really. There was broken down house deep in the woods from where I lived. The house was half sunken into the ground and random junk was everywhere. No road, no trail, just a random house. There were also tire tracks fossilized into the ground with trees growing inbetween. Anyway, so he took his cousin to the sunken house. And I was just as suprised as some of you to hear this. He took his 'Cousin' out into the woods and banged her in the top level of the house. He used a wonderbread bag as a condom. She never talked to him again and hes pretty sure she told her parents.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 No, the closest thing to a fapping injury I ever got was once I cut my ball sack whilst shaving my pubes.[/quote] Now that kinda crap pisses me off, xD.[/quote] That's why I never shave; too risky. Plus, us Eastern Europeans need it to keep us warm.............[/quote] I live in New Zealand, and the South Island of NZ for that matter, I feel your pain.
