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12/13/2016 2:03:33 AM
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An utterly ridiculous border control plan

Trump won the election with a ridiculous plan to build a wall on the southern border. As someone else who can say stupid things on the internet, I have come up with a dumb idea for securing the border that makes his look somewhat plausible. 1) Give more funding to laser research. 2) Build massive space laser cannon. 3) Use said cannon to carve nation boundaries into the face of the Earth. 4) Allow resulting ditches to be filled with sea water. Now, I know this sounds dumb, because it is, but there are a few benefits to this plan: 1) It will do about as much to secure national borders as a wall. 2) Canals have significantly greater economic benefits than walls. 3) This will lower the sea level, helping to combat the effects of global warming. 4) Even if all else fails, we would have a -blam!-ing space laser. Thoughts?

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  • Walls work. They slow down possible intruders. Why do you think people fence in their yards or the white house walls off their property. The sensors will alert them when a person is attempting to cross. The wall will give border control enough time to get there. Nothing we do will ever be 100% effective but a wall is a great start. We also need to make it punishable by death to cross our borders illegal Laser carving the earth doesnt because its not possible atleast on that scale

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