That is all
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Jesus loves you unless you're •Born in a 3rd world country •Black •Female •Poor •Dying •Mentality Ill •Vulnerable •Innocent but still in jail •Some kid in the Middle East whose school gets bombed •Not donating enough to the church •Deciding to speak up against corruption •A baby •Anyone born before year 0 •Gay •Bi •Skeptical •Someone who believes in dinosaurs •Someone who commits victimless crimes that only hurt feelings •Not liberal And the list continues. If Jesus or god are out there and they let an insect crawl into a childs skull slowly borrowing through their eyeballs while they painfully die they are not worth my praise and not even close to being worth an hour of of my weekend. If you think Clinton gets away with crimes look at the biggest mass murderer in the sky.
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This is bait
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This dude is a young-earth creationist. Move along before he infects you with immeasurable stupidity.
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Fūck you.
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Then why doesn't he ever like or comment on any of my posts?
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 10/30/2016 3:35:01 PMJesus looked like a middle eastern person. It's going to be pretty awkward for most believers when they see him finally lol. "Da fuq is this bruh? This isn't Jesus." Fun fact- God killed more than Satan. Satan - 10 God - estimated 2.4 million people, excluding the world flood.
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The guy who mows the lawn?
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Just got out of church 10 minutes ago. God bless you all.
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God is an omnicidal and narcissistic maniac God hardened the heart of Pharaoh Ramses, killing him In fact God is responsible for every death because according to him everything is pre determined Samuel (Lucifer) wanted freedom and refused to bow down to Adam. He was cast to hell unjustly He only killed 10 people compared to God's billions
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I call bullshit. How is it that so many people suffer a lifetime of hardship, then? Where is the love now?
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He never told me that. He just sits at home with his ass up his ass.
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Even after I left him with the baby?
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Yes I know, for the Bible tells me so. ;-)
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I'm sorry but I don't have a gardener.
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No thanks.
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got anymore jokes? that was funny.
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Edited by Dolorous Sky: 10/30/2016 12:32:41 AMYeah but, I'm straight so he can keep his love to himself.
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Edited by Barbatos: 10/29/2016 1:56:16 AMYeah....just be careful when saying that.
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Edited by Ace of Knaves: 10/30/2016 1:24:36 AMI'm Atheist.
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Some figment of your imagination loves me?!? Cool story bro.
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He might if he was real [spoiler]<•~•>[/spoiler]
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All hail the sky wizards! Or be burned for all eternity!
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Bu does he really care anymore... (If he even existed at all)
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Amen my brother in Christ
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I've got a friend in Jesus!
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Of course Jesus loves me! I gave him a raise after I saw the quality of his hedgetrimming abilities.