How does the joke end? -edit- You guys have posted some great jokes. I encourage everyone to read and post something yourselves. Reading some of your guys have inspired me to make my up one of mine own. [spoiler]A hunter, Spartan, and chosen undead walk into a bar after a long day on the job. The hunter pokes fun at the Spartan for resembling one of his fellow Titans whose sunbreaker class just recently got nerfed. The chosen undead offers to buy the first round, but a few second later comes back embarrassed and asks them if they could spot him. Apparently they don't take souls. Hunter tries to help, but shortly he comes back too as the bar don't take sacks of sparkly rocks either. Annoyed and thirsty the Spartan goes up and slams down the needler on the counter and gets free drinks for the night on the house. Excited, the hunter challenges the Spartan and chosen undead to a drinking contest. The undead respectfully declines as his drinks are super exotic and difficult to import all the way from Anor Lando, so there's a limited amount. The Spartan reluctantly accepts the challenge. Fifteen minutes later, the two are still going at it. The Spartan unphased downs another shot while the hunters feeling the wombo combo of tequila and goldschlager. Suddenly the hunter starts to feel weird and starts to see a green haze in his peripheral. Instinctly, he cries out "thorn using scrub!" and falls over from alcohol poisoning. Then out of no where Lord Shaxx pops his head in and yells "guardian down!" and leaves as quickly as he came. Spartan, looking at the chosen undead, with a single tear in his eye tells him "I can't get drunk". Then both look back at the fallen Hunter whose body seemed to have spawned a strange glowing orb when he died. But the Spartan and chosen undead don't know how to revive the fallen guardian! They just sit there staring. The Spartan getting a vague sense of familiarity staring at the glowing floating ghost while sipping on his beer. While the chosen undead just pokes at it with his sword and then has a sudden uncontrollable urge to stand up, knocking over the table and Spartans beer, and praise the sun![/spoiler] -edit 2- Damn, after starting and finishing, my joke became less of a joke and more of a short story/fan fic lol, but i couldn't bring myself to cut it short. If you have the time, I encourage you to read it. Its still pretty funny, lol. -edit 3- Going on two days and you guys still coming up with original material. Keep it up! This thread will now be at the very least be a good way to pass some time just by reading what was posted already, but i encourage you to post something as well. I'm also happy to say it's all been in good fun and everyone's been a good sport about the jokes so far. Lets keep the good times rolling!