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Edited by Starkiller249:
4/18/2016 4:56:31 PM
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Had sex with a toaster, AMA
Ask away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Yes it was on[/quote]
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I was playing Dark Souls 3 while sexing up the toaster[/quote]
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this is my stupidest shitpost ever but it's my most replied
I understand now...[/quote]
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300+ replies wtf[/quote]
[quote]Toastersr4secksknotfud[/quote]
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2 RepliesBump for knowledge
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1 Reply"I prefer the terms Poptart or Strudel But you are special You may call me Waffle"
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3 RepliesYour penis must be very thin and short. A toaster can only fit a 3.5 inch piece of bread deep and 1 inch wide.
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1 Reply[quote]Ask away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [quote]Edit: Yes it was on[/quote] [quote]Edit: I was playing Dark Souls 3 while sexing up the toaster[/quote] [quote]Edit: this is my stupidest shitpost ever but it's my most replied I understand now...[/quote] [quote]Edit: 300+ replies wtf[/quote] [quote]Toastersr4secksknotfud[/quote][/quote] This makes me moist [spoiler]I'm wanking to this as I type[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear, dick stuck in vagina.
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1 Reply#toasterlivesmatter
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3 RepliesMust have been pretty hot. Did you have to warm up beforehand or nah?
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4 Replies[url=http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/008/370/b59.png]Click for Dank Memes[/url]?
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Shocking
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5 RepliesReported for explicit sexuality.
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1 ReplySo, did you made some... toast?
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1 ReplyMarcus Fenix doesnt want Toast anymore.
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1 ReplySooooooo someone actually read the instructions wrong for once now is it stuck?
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1 ReplyWell, that's rather shocking.
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1 ReplyMmmmm bby did you toast some waffles afterward?
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1 ReplyIs your dick being used for the toast/envelope?
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2 RepliesYour dick is flat like Flat Stanley's
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1 ReplySo this is why Donald Glover quit the Internet
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1 ReplyDouble slot or quadruple?
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3 RepliesWere instructions clear?
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3 RepliesWas it a Decepticon?
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2 RepliesOuch. Fallout 4?
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1 ReplyDid you put butter on your toasted dick nice n slippy
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1 ReplyDick stuck in toaster.
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13 RepliesDid you butter your dik afterwards?
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11 RepliesEdited by Cyber: 4/17/2016 11:14:32 PMWas it hot?
