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3/29/2016 8:01:24 PM
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Old people say the darnedest things...

My sister just had her third baby. A big boy. 9 pounds and 2 ounces. In case you didn't know, that's pretty huge. Here's what my grandmother had to say about it. Mind you, she's not even 70, she had 5 children and two of those children she gave birth to 34 years ago. Just three years before my mother had me. Anyway, I want 'old people saying hilarious shit' stories.

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  • Edited by A Syrian Refugee: 3/30/2016 3:14:02 AM
    Shit stories? Well then look no further than my Grandfather. Stories about pooping are his expertise. He even brings them up when we are discussing things with his attorney. He tells us about being constipated, picking poop from his butt, the pings the poop makes when it hits the toilet bowl etc. Basically every other time we talk to him

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