Praise the true lord and savior, General Grievous. We must banish the demon, Obi Wan Kenobi back to the fiery depths of hell where he belongs. Filthy casul. Grievous shall always be watching over us if we accept him into our hearts. We must praise him to be shown the true way to murder the Jedi Scum. Death to the Republic Dogs. They crucified our Lord and Savior with a Blaster. How uncivilized. If you want to reach paradise then you must give yourself to General Grievous. It is the true path to salvation.
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I'm sorry Grievous, but my faith belongs to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen.