[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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Edited by Just Dawggy Dawg: 1/31/2016 12:19:03 AMMy parents let my friend in, in the morning while I was sleeping and he woke me up by tickling my feet with a pen. I will note he's a big dude and was playing High School defensive end football as an 8th grader. Just awkward.
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Okay. There were two of my sister's guy friends. They decided to 'sleepover' over at my house (this was when I was still sleeping at my parents house). My parents didn't mind, they just went out or something. Anyways, long story short all of us got hammered. Later, all of us were sleeping in the cramped up room. One bed I was sleeping on and the rest were sleeping on the floor with a thrown on blanket. I woke up at like 4 in the morning, still wasted. Then I hear sounds. I look over and on the floor I see the sheets moving. Then I heard my sister [i]moaning[/i]. I put two and two together and realized she was -blam!-ing on of the guys (the other guy was blacked out, oblivious to anything). There hasn't been a more disgusting feeling than that night. I couldn't move to the other rooms because I'd have to step over.. You know. So I turned over and just started at the wall. I still could hear everything unfortunately. I got no sleep after that.
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A dog sleeping in my bed.
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Want to sleep by my self woke up and my friend was in my room staring at me in the dark
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Sleeping over at ex's place. She woke up and like supports her body with arms right? So she wakes up, gets up and somehow manages to lean on my balls when doing the supporting.
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An old man staring at me... This is not even a joke
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"Fell asleep" in the kitchen Woke up in the hospital
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I woke up to someone stealing my laptop in my room.
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I had a dream about war and every Saturday at 12:00 the local firefighters train and turn on the alarm which can be heard throughout the village and it sounds exactly like an airplane attack alarm that you hear in movies and such. So I was sleeping, hearing the alarm and thought "Wait, the hell is happening?!"
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The day I woke up, logged onto Facebook, and saw banana pancake recipes in every single comments section
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Fell asleep shitfaced at a buddies house and woke up in his dad's bed, pretty awkward
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[b]RECON BEIGN DEMOTED[/b]
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Edited by Wingrider07: 1/30/2016 5:31:49 AMCH-46 helicopter door gunner. Wake up and look around. Crew Chief is asleep. Look in cockpit, both pilots asleep. Look out windshield, mountains about 15 minutes ahead. 15 minutes from death.
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My girlfriend
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A guy getting screamed at for eating peanut butter in the head(restroom) in bootcamp.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) life
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Game__Girl_19
I will never get an artifice cloak :( - old
A homicidal beaver. -
Your mother
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it was New Year's Day. I had gone to sleep the night before and people were sleeping over, but no one was in my room when I fell asleep. I woke up, turned over and my friend was laying right next to me. it scared the shit out of me
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A millipede crawling on my chest
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Checking the forums and finding out Recon got demoted
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My cat ran into my room, jumped on my bed, smacked my ballsack, claws out and everything, then just ran out.
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Edited by Wurmple: 1/30/2016 2:39:13 AMMy alarm clock woke me up to this. Gonna admit happiest day of my life [spoiler] needless to day i didn't turn it off.[/spoiler]
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Ur mum on meh dick
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When I was a kid, you fall asleep at a daycare and you wake up in your bed( man that was spooky)