[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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Woke up in my RV and the thing was shaking so I went outside thinking my family had left the stabilizers up and there was a person naked pushing it. I just told him to leave and he started walking down the road.
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Edited by Link Stark: 1/30/2016 4:06:18 PMWaking up to my friend saying, "OH BABY!"[spoiler]He got a triple kill in halo 3[/spoiler] [spoiler]either that, or when I woke up to see the apartment building across from me being set on fire[/spoiler]
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The Simpsons porn.
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Night terrors. That's all I have to say.
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My dad singing the nâzi anthem.
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My Ex. Managed to pick the lock of my apartment, then crawl in bed. Woke up the next day and promptly fell out of bed when I noticed I wasn't alone.
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Sleep paralysis. Damn it was scary
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My brother woke me up saying there was an earthquake. I lifted up my head, said, "nobody's dead, I'm going back to sleep." It was an earthquake off the coast of Washington state, it rattled our glass door in BC.
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I was skiing in Pennsylvania with my friend once. I woke up the morning we were leaving when I heard him jerking off in the hotel room bathroom.
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My boyfriends parents howling at the moon..... I promptly left and didn't return.
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Sleep paralisis
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An fking nightmare
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The weirdest thing I woke up to was an LSD trip. I got blackout drunk and apparently thought it was a good idea to take some acid right before I passed out at 4 in the morning, I guess I thought it would be funny. Bad idea. It was a weird day. I don't drink anymore, because I used to do a lot of dumb shit like that.
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Woke up in Shanghai from the US having no memory of how I got there and I woke up to not one, not two, but three women I didn't know at all. And there was a goat.
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My friend waving his gun in his underwear thinking a rapist was in my room.
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Edited by Flat Chest Enthusiast: 1/31/2016 8:18:56 AMMy dogs ass on my face
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Edited by Mr Bossypants: 1/31/2016 8:14:07 AMA gong and a stereotypical Chinese jingle.
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My mom throwing the dog onto me.
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Hello Its me
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My friend was spending the night and he was prone to sleep walking. We played Gears of War 2 horde most of the night and I guess it was traumatic or something since he wakes up sleepwalking saying to me "Theyre coming, they're coming to get me" and I asked "who's coming?" And he's like "THEM." I just woke up, I'm confused, he's sleepwalking and this is the first time I've experienced someone sleep walking. This goes on for about 10 minutes of him saying "THEM" or "they're coming to get me" and never saying who but just pacing back and forth. I finally was like "I'm going back to sleep" and he said "okay, good night, ryan" and just went back to sleep. My name isn't ryan, it's Sam.
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My sister burst into my room very loudly screaming "IT HAPPENED! IT HAPPENED!" It was initially shocking. [spoiler]i never figured out what happened[/spoiler]
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My brother dumped a tub of cottage cheese on my face while I was sleeping one time. -blam!-ing asshole...
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I woken in the morning to find someone in my bed and I proceed to kick them out of my bed stand up on the bed just to realize that it was my friend that I was sharing the bed
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Asleep. In dream walk downstairs and go to sleep on couch and fall off. Terrified, I wake up and don't move. I fell out of bed. The.next night i woke up after falling out of bed in my dream but woke up downstairs
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Air horns.