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Edited by joibasta:
1/31/2016 6:24:45 PM
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Weirdest Thing You've Woken Up To
[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWell I once woke up with aching feet... [i]I had a dream that ducks were biting my feet[/i] [spoiler][i][b]Don't ask...[/b][/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe hooker didn't leave
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7 RepliesMy ex gf playing with my dick. Not in a sexual way, like just playing whacking it back and forth giggling. -blam!-ing weird.
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3 RepliesI woke up to the smell of smoke and I looked out of my window a car was on fire with 2 drunk guys shouting about how they nearly died
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3 RepliesWaking up with an open knife in my bed. Didn't lock shut very well so it opened up on my side still clipped onto the inside of my pants behind my hip. No cuts or anything because the angle lies flush with my side. Still sleep with both my knives on me.
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6 RepliesI want to say mine but it's really disturbing... I was sharing a room with someone, and so we went to sleep, I woke up in the middle of the night hearing a certain sound... Really, just why did he decide to do that...
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Sleep paralysis. Woke up and saw a stitched-up doll kinda person with pieces and parts that looked like my family comin after me. I flipped.
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Woke up with my gear where my feet had been when I fell asleep
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I work up, and my dad decided it would be be funny to let my cold dog into my room and kiss me... He can be evil at times
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3 RepliesWhen I was a kid I woke up once sitting on my bed with my legs crossed
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4 RepliesOnce I woke up and had sleep paralysis and saw a shadow of a man standing in the door way
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4 RepliesEdited by Barbatos: 1/31/2016 11:59:04 PMAnyone else ever wake up and have no memory of who you are, where are you, etc. ? It's happened to me a number of times in my life.
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2 RepliesDid a all nighter because I couldn't sleep went down and ate breakfast at 9:00 played black ops 2 for a bit then passed out on the couch
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2 RepliesWhen i first got GTA 5, i stayed up pretty much all night playing it. At around 4:30 i fell asleep in the middle of a cop chase. When i woke up, i had somehow evaded the cops and my car was idling in the middle of the road lol.
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4 RepliesI woke my friend up by yelling "[b][i][u]DANKNESS[/u][/i][/b] and shooting him in the leg
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6 RepliesMy mom yelled "Bonn Zia" at me to wake me up on pearl harbor day. Then my sister threw a large box of fortune cookies at me when I went downstairs.
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2 RepliesWell my cat was licking my hair
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7 RepliesAn empty classroom Fell asleep at 8th period one day and the teacher left a note saying[quote]close the door on your way out -Mrs. Villa[/quote] Yeah
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3 RepliesWhen I was a little kid I had a bed with some nice fancy rails. For further context, my dad makes beds very neatly down to the blankets since his father was a soldier and one of those strict, my-rules-or-don't-come-inside kind of guys. I was probably like six at the time, and I somehow managed to roll over in the same direction so many times that I fell off the one opening in the bed rails. The covers were held down by the mattress on the far side. So my mom hears screaming and walks in, middle of the night, to see her son dangling wrapped up in the blanket like a goddamned chrysalis.
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3 RepliesEdited by daPWNDAZ: 1/31/2016 10:47:55 PMI've never really woken up to anything weird, but that's just because I sleep walk on some occasions and have learned to accept it. My family, though... There have been a few times when I freaked them out from sleepwalking, though. Mainly my sister. Oh yeah! Two things I remembered. I woke up one morning in a panic with my eyes sealed shut. It turns out that my eyes had crusted shut trying to get irritant out of my eye, since there had been a dust storm/monsoon the day before. I had to make my way to the bathroom to wash it all off, which took 5 minutes when my room is right across the hallway. Second thing: I slept on my arm, and it was completely asleep. I woke up in the night having to use the restroom. I tried to open the door to my room when I woke up, but I couldn't control my arm. That went on for a few minutes, when I finally remembered that I had two arms. Needless to say, the door opened just fine.
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I sleep on one of those like half bunk beds with a desk under it to save room in my apartment. And I'm a somewhat tall guy so when ever I sit up, I hit my head on the ceiling. Well one night I had a nightmare or something and bolted upright into the ceiling. I don't know how but my head went far enough for my eyes to not be able to see anything. So I started screaming and my brother who was rooming with me at the time came in to see me screaming with my head halfway in the ceiling.
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2 RepliesPikachu no Pico...
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Having sleep paralysis after waking up from a nightmare. For some reason during sleep paralysis thinking of scary things no matter the degree it's multiplied by a factor of 10.[spoiler]this happens regularly to me[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesMy cousin sitting on me
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11 RepliesI went to bed and left my doors locked for some reason, apparently my gf thought it was a good idea to drive over, strip me while I was sleeping, wake me up then proceed to fück my tired soul Through the whole thing I was like wait what?
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3 RepliesSleep paralysis. It only happened once. I woke up and could look around my room, but I couldn't move for about two minutes.
