[b][u]What is the weirdest thing you've woken up to?
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My weird event:
My chocolate lab, Cleveland had a seizure or 2. It went for about 30 minutes. That was about it really. Except I only had 11min to get ready for school too.
[spoiler]Jan. 29 2016[/spoiler]
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Woke up in the hospital and not remembering how I got there. It was a car accident and I really had my bell rung. Lost a friend that day too... Never cool asking where your buddy is and the nurse just can't bring herself to say his ticket got punched. -blam!-, I miss that guy. :(
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Edited by garycomehome72: 1/30/2016 4:57:09 AMI woke up to see a a white furry stomach . My cat jumped on my face.
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meh cat licking meh fayse
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Woke up with my pants being off on the floor. Was tangled in the sheets of the bed and my pillow was in my bathroom.
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One of my pillows was on the other half of my room, the other was shoved between the bed. My blankets in a ball at the foot of my bed. Window was wide open and it was fall in NY. 40's at night. Never remembered opening it. [spoiler]0_0[/spoiler]
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Dog poo on my pillow
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A woke up to my dog licking my face
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I was sleeping and woke up to dog on my chest asleep.
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Edited by UberFonzie: 1/29/2016 4:46:46 PMWaking up in a ditch in Tijuana with my liver removed. Waking up in the trunk of a rusty 1972 El Dorado that's speeding down a highway. Waking up with my hands chained to a chair and crocodile clamps dangerously near my testicles. Waking up upside down in the gear compartment of a Boeing. Waking up because I was stabbed with a pair of scissors. Waking up with a bag over my head, four times. Waking up, only to be hit with a baseball bat immediately after and knocked out Waking up in a fencing uniform fourteen minutes before I had to fight someone who actually knew how to fence. Waking up in a hospital bed twice. Waking up to the sound of my filling car with water, with me in it. Waking up with another man tied to my back. He was pretty cool. Waking up to a fairly bad attempt at someone trying to suffocate me in my sleep. Maybe I should sleep less.
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Weirdest? Probably farting myself awake. Worst? Waking up with a ventilator after lung surgery.
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Probably waking up in a bathtub. Lol
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Slapping huge dragonflies away while in dream mode.
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*wakes up* *is random cat on my chest* *wat*
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Weirdest? Probably a wild bird flying around my kitchen. I still have no idea how it got inside.
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Stayed at a friends and heard his sister laughing I look and see her drawing a dick on his face as he was sleeping, I then had the courtesy to hit him in the balls. I fell back asleep to wake up to his dog humping his back. Double whammied baby!
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At the end of our block is a busy street and it's like 3 in the morning and I hear what I can only describe as an explosion and intense screaming. Apparently this very drunk dude was doing 90 in a 35, lost control of his car and crashed into, not one, but 2 different abandoned buildings. He was ejected from the vehicle before impact and was in the street screaming. I guess that's what happens when you live a mile away from a major university.
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Weirdest would be waking up to my friend's dog humping his butt. Worst would be waking up when I was getting a tooth pulled out.
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A very naked mother
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My roommate groping my left leg, and my Xbox in a puddle of water. I think I win.
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Waking up without an appendix and everything was blurry, and waking up, stretching my arms out and feeling hair, my dog was laying right next to me
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Woke up Dog liking my ear
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My step sister using my arm as a pillow
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My car getting totaled in my driveway at 4:30am, not a fun morning.
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Had a sleep over, woke up to my buddy cuddling my ass thinking it was a pillow
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Having 20% of my spleen removed.