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Edited by Pistol Magic: 1/24/2016 11:14:18 PM
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How to get a Girl NOT to like you

Lets think up some uhh.... Poor/inefficient tips for dating/getting a girl to like you/seeing IF a girl likes you. 1. Peeing on her to assert your dominance 2. say I'm going to go take poop, can I have your number so we can continue our conversation as I drop some dark kids off at the pool. Girls like guys that are just honest 3. Walk up to her and say You Me And Shrek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 4. Poetry: Roses are Red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van. 5. Fart in her eye 6.

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  • Edited by sir_m: 1/25/2016 12:48:36 AM
    How to NOT get a girl: be there for her and listen to her problems. Make her laugh. Complement her physically and her personality. Do stuff with her. Then wait as she kisses and cuddles other guys. And with 5 easy payments of $99.99 you can get the full tutorial absolutely FREE! [spoiler]Seriously tho, his happened. [/spoiler]

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