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Edited by Waverly Hazard:
1/21/2016 3:09:28 AM
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How do I talk to this girl without messing up horribly?
I really like this girl who I've known in my math class since September of last year. We don't talk to each other too much, but there's something I feel for her that is stronger than any attraction I've felt before. As a freshman new to my school, I haven't really made a lot of friends, and my social awkwardness makes things even harder. This affects how I am around this girl; I always feel embarrassed to be caught looking at her. I want to tell her I like her, but she's always with her best friend out of math class, and I can never sum up enough courage, plus she's a sophomore, which makes it harder. To top it all off, my confidence has been ruined by three girls in the past two years. How do I talk to this girl without screwing up a fourth time?
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3 RepliesApproach her. Be polite and direct. Don't push it if she looks uncomfortable. We're not gonna -blam!-ing eat you Sphinx-style if we don't like your jokes. All it really takes is decency and a tiny bit of confidence.
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You remind me of me. Personally, I've just put off girls as a whole because I can't seem to attempt to court them without causing huge problems. But my advice to you is just not worry about it and don't come on too strong. Just go with the flow. And don't let your penis make decisions.
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You gotta develop some sort of genial relationship with her first. Its highschool, no girl is going to date the awkward freshman she doesn't know asking her out. She may say yes to her friend or friendly classmate, assuming he is genuinely enjoyable to be around. So be yourself, talk to her, and see if you can make it work from there. If you surprise her like it sounds like you want to, then it'll go bad. But, honestly man, this girl probably has not ever considered you romantically. Again, its highschool, thats just how that shit is. But don't worry, it'll suck but you'll get over it quick and move on to actual girls instead of this crush stuff. However, I suggest you still try. Just talk to her, be a friend from school before anything else.
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Quit treating her like a god, and see her as a regular person
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Edited by barackobeezy: 1/24/2016 7:15:12 AMsay tickle my pickle for a nickel it always works
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3 RepliesDon't do this ^
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1 ReplyGrow some balls boi
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3 RepliesEdited by zikee: 1/21/2016 8:18:47 PM[quote]I want to tell her I like her, but she's always with her best friend out of math class and I can never sum up enough courage [/quote] Great pun mate 5/7
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1 ReplyGo find REDCELLS forum.
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Step one be friends with her, but don't get friend zoned, whilst good friends get closer to her, charm he Eve nice out of random, make her feel like u want her but don't say it indirectly, PROFIT [spoiler]im an asshole and I do this to all my friends girlfriends so they can dump them then I brake up with them, I do that if my friends divided to be an ass[/spoiler]
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1 Replylook her in the eye and just do it
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Hold the door for her and then grab her chest until you sucessfully absorb her consiousness
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1 ReplyYou " Hey wud up bbygirl dam u str8 Girl "Wow you sound cool let me blow you" Problem solved
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8 RepliesFind out if any other males in the herd are pinning after her. You need to beat him in a public display. The typical ritual of beating your chest and cooing like a mcaw should force him to back down without incident. Now that she's yours you'll need to construct a nest for your larvae. One built of car tires and used bed pans will do nicely. Finally the mating ritual, present her with a severed clown foot and she'll except you into her embrace. Once she's eaten your head you know you've made it.
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3 Replies[spoiler]Toast[/spoiler] [spoiler]and[/spoiler] [spoiler]envelope.[/spoiler] Works every time.
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1 ReplyPiss on her to claim dominance
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2 RepliesJust stay calm [spoiler]And do toast/envelope[/spoiler]
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Go down on her
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"Hey girl what's your name?!" " Who are you?" "I'm Tyrone, Tybone, from the TV screen!" " oh ok."
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She's your teacher, and her friend is her husband.
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Pull out your dank memes and call her your meme slut [spoiler] THEN "LIBERATE" HER LIKE HOW I LIBERATED ANCHORAGE[/spoiler]
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Show her how good you are at video games
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You sound an awfully like some weird girl who was in love with me. Just switch gender and class
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Masturbate twice.
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A simple hi goes a long way.
