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#Recruitment

Edited by PearTree2012: 12/27/2015 8:15:52 PM
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Flawless trials run

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Need 1 for Trials. Must have: - 20 k/d ratio(and we'll check) - 330 MIDA - 330 Everything else - must be 400 light level - must have gone flawless 400 times in Year 2 - must have even weighted balls that will satisfy - must have 20-20 vision, no glasses - must have been to the lighthouse and got loot more times than you have gone flawless - must have taken a piss in space - must be able to recite ALL of Pi - must be friends with the 46th president of every country - must be friendly too! - must be able to do a backflip on an oiled waterbed - must have a Destiny poster signed buy Abraham Lincoln wishing you a happy birthday - must have 320 1000k stare with 0 AA - your GT should have 420, k005h, or W33D and be surrounded by Xx xX - year 3 pre Nerf thorn is a MUST! - must be able to insert your head into your anus - must be able to melt steel beams with jet fuel - must be able to cross map no scope with your feet, not your hands - must have a Year 10 G horn stolen from SmoggyPluto - must know Abraham Lincoln's sister's mother's cousin's name - a Grimiore score of 9000 is required - must be able to locate Slovakia on a globe - must be able to recite the entire constitution -must be able to beat a bear, a truck driver, and Chuck Noris at arm wrestling simultaneously - must be able to win a 1v6 with the Kvostov - must have 47 Lamborghinis in your Hollywood Hills account - must have given birth to your own parents - must have the Xylar challenge emblem - must be loyal and have SICK SPINS - must know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop - must have at least 5 fedoras - m'lady - must smoke kush on the daily NO EXCEPTIONS! FAIL TO MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS AND GET BOOTED CAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY SYNTH Message Xx_MLGK005hw33D_xX for invite.

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